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Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc

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yoloPenguinsEatfish · 18/03/2020 21:31

Have taken the liberty of starting a new fred if no one else has?

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lyralalala · 26/03/2020 16:15

*Narrated by

Waspie · 26/03/2020 16:18

Thanks lyralalala personally I think it should be Narrated by Meghan Markle. That is her professional name after all.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:18

Keep That Woman (TM QEQM) Away From The Penguins!

I am frantically trying to think of elephant jokes but someone has already beaten me to 'the elephant in the room' [jealous]

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SussexRoyalPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:19

Actually, I’d like to add to the North Western argument. My friend’s DD turned down two scholarships for Harvard and Yale and went to North Eastern instead. They are like UCL/LSE IYSWIM.

Waspie · 26/03/2020 16:20

Surely Harry will do the Penguin one?

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:22

Yes I was going to say the same Waspie, wouldn't she use her acting name. If she belongs to a union and has kept her dues then that'll be her registered professional name.

The question is, is she doing it as an actor or as a soon-to-be -former royal.

She got the role by being a royal so that's a point in favour of her using her Sussex name.

She got the gig for getting the latter.

Winterlife · 26/03/2020 16:24

a random being unsure about the details of whether MM accepted a scholarship or not is clear evidence she is far worse than Trump.

Did anyone post she is "far worse than Trump"?

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:27

Actually, I’d like to add to the North Western argument. My friend’s DD turned down two scholarships for Harvard and Yale and went to North Eastern instead. They are like UCL/LSE IYSWIM.

@SussexRoyalPenguin I'm not sure of your point? I don't think anyone is saying NorthWestern is a bad university are they? We're saying there's no evidence she got a scholarship to go there.

And NorthWestern and NorthEastern aren't affiliated Confused

Waspie · 26/03/2020 16:27

Yes, I agree Dandy; it's blatantly saying that we didn't chose you because of your acting ability but for your royal connections. I'd feel hurt by this if I were her.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:28

OK, Keep Haitch-as-I-call-him Away From the Penguins! That should cover us nicely (where's the penguin emoji when you want it?)

So Daddy paid for college then. He must have done something really terrible in the intervening years, or perhaps he just wasnt convenient / presentable enough.

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Waspie · 26/03/2020 16:31

Don't worry yolo even if Harry goes looking for penguins he'll head to toward the North Pole, or possibly Belarus airport, so all the southern hemisphere penguins will remain safe Grin

SussexRoyalPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:33

yolo said she’d never heard of North Western so I was putting it into context.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:35

thanks sussex I am not up on US unis apart from the obvious ones...

waspie Grin

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Winterlife · 26/03/2020 16:35

He must have done something really terrible in the intervening years, or perhaps he just wasnt convenient / presentable enough.

My understanding from the timeline is, Thomas Markle accepted money for staged photos of him gazing at a photo of Meghan, Harry went ballistic over this, and he was "cut off" as a result.

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:35

Waspie I wonder if they deliberately got the announcement out now while she's still senior royalty before she steps down in 5 days' time.

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:36

blimey winterlife was that it?? What a massive over-reaction.

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DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:39

oh sorry SussexRoyal I missed that post by yolo. Some posts seem to take a while to upload ... It's not in the same ranking as Harvard and Yale, it's not Ivy League. (But then you were talking about NorthEastern there!)

But it's very very good and well regarded.

Winterlife · 26/03/2020 16:39

Yes, I believe so. But from what Thomas Markle has stated, it was Harry who had the reaction, not Meghan. That makes sense to me. I don't get the impression MM is particularly hostile toward the press.

Waspie · 26/03/2020 17:10

I think that's it Dandy, plus, if PC is really very ill it would look rather crass to announce it then. According to the release from Disney+ it's being broadcast on 3rd April so it must have been made some time ago.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 17:14

Just a tad.

Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc
CallmeAngelina · 26/03/2020 17:26

Thomas Markle accepted money for staged photos of him gazing at a photo of Meghan, Harry went ballistic over this,

So, he objected to Thomas trading on his royal connection? Yet, don't we have H&M intending to do exactly that themselves?

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 17:34

I forgot to tell whoever posted the picture of a cartoon rat wearing a crown that it made me smile.

7Penguins · 26/03/2020 17:45

The article claims 100% of Meghan’s fee will go to Harry’s elephant charity.

Sure, it’s also a big self-promotion opportunity for future profitable projects, but I’m going to let it slide and treat this as a very good charitable act on their part.

I hope they don’t ruin it with some ridiculous OTT social media posts.

Winterlife · 26/03/2020 17:51

@CallmeAngelina No. Apparently, he objected to Thomas Markle speaking to the press at all.

Brainfoglightson · 26/03/2020 17:52

Dandy. Pointing out the facts about key worker staff isn’t patronising. It’s important to get this right. I don’t seem to be the only one saying this looking at headlines today.
Just to say I’ve been at home with moderate symptoms and know this is no picnic so please don’t think am underestimating how people
feel.
People with mild or even moderate symptoms at home who can self isolate don’t need priority testing. Of course we would like this and hopefully it will happen. Camilla has no symptoms at all and can self isolate in 530000 acres so there was no indication at this stage for that test that I could see.
NHS workers (and other key workers) do need priority testing - so they can go back to work. Otherwise they have to sit at home for up to 14 days- possibly repeatedly if they get different symptoms. Health services are not coping with this.
Saying PPE is more important is factually incorrect. This isn’t about NHS staff thinking they’re more important. This is about maintains frontline services as much as possible (and it will still struggle).
Of note this does link with an increasingly anti monarchy feeling for me - it’s a perfect example of how much they provide vs what we give them in privileges. Not a good deal for us.
I’m choosing to leave this thread now as don’t feel it’s particular helpful for me at this moment.
I have also been asked to increase my hours in NHS as my jobshare self isolating - a very good example!
Take care penguins one and all. Wishing everyone a speedy recovery if unwell. I have very much enjoyed many aspects of these discussions - thank you.

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