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Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc

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yoloPenguinsEatfish · 18/03/2020 21:31

Have taken the liberty of starting a new fred if no one else has?

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TheMustressMhor · 26/03/2020 15:27

I do not hate the Duchess of Sussex either.

lyralalala · 26/03/2020 15:33

Nobody would be asking an ambulance driver to tank it anywhere. They’d do it in a helicopter in ten minutes.

That relies on the weather playing ball. Not something you want to be doing in March

HarryDaylight · 26/03/2020 15:41

Lyralalala your description of Balmoral as the arse end of nowhere is derogatory and offensive

TheNavigator · 26/03/2020 15:41

The point is, he shouldn't have travelled there at all - the guidance is to stay put. And I bet he is risking all his staff - I can't see him suddenly looking after himself.

lyralalala · 26/03/2020 15:51

@HarryDaylight If you feel it's offensive then I apologise. Almost everyone I went to school who still lives around there has their location as "Arse end of nowhere" or "Back of beyond" or "Land Time Forgotten" because of how remote it is.

It wasn't mean as derogatory or offensive, it was simply meant as a term for somewhere that is extremely remote and a frankly stupid place for an 71 year old man with a condition that is killing people to go because of its remoteness.

I won't use it on here again.

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 15:52

The reference to Northwestern reminded me of one of the other things I meant to mention a while ago and forgot.

In that Omid Scobie piece about Meghan's last solo royal engagement earlier this month, he wrote:

As their royal patron—a role she took over from the queen in 2019—Meghan will continue to prioritize the organization even after officially stepping back on March 31, especially given her position as the vice president of the Queen’s Commonwealth Trust and a former scholarship student herself. In fact, Meghan’s time at Illinois’s prestigious Northwestern University, where she majored in international relations and theater, is what drew her to the ACU in the first place. source

It says she was a scholarship student and implies that was at Northwestern, because that's the only (post high school) place she studied.

I mentioned ages ago on a thread that I got offered a place at Northwestern decades ago, which I turned down in the end. But knowing of the school I was interesting what scholarship Meghan had there. So I googled. I couldn't find any reference to having a scholarship, but I did find reference to her not having one.

This is an excerpt from a 2018 piece about Meghan on the website of a local magazine based in the Northwestern U area. It was written by a then-current student or fellow alumnae. And it reads:

After getting straight As in her High School graduation exams, Los Angeles-born Meghan was offered three scholarships, but turned them all down to study theater and international relations at Northwestern, where the drama department was renowned for nurturing talent." source

So according to that she didn't have a scholarship at Northwestern, and as the website is part of the Northwestern community, it should be well-placed to know.

Curious.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 15:55

HarryDaylight

...the same poster referred to the Balmoral Estate as the arse end of nowhere twice. It was witless and ignorant the first time, but frankly just goady the second.

I beg to disagree. It’s still witless and ignorant - as well.Wink

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 15:58

@DandyPenguin

Yep. Knew about the Midwestern connection but finding it difficult to access a reputable Rankings Table.

Weird.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 15:58

Harvard it ain’t.

TheNavigator · 26/03/2020 15:58

DandyPenguin OMG - a random being unsure about the details of whether MM accepted a scholarship or not is clear evidence she is far worse than Trump. My, that puts flouting government guidance and risking lives in a pandemic in the shade - a third party was incorrect about her scholarship.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:02

@TheNavigator

Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc
DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:03

@BelleharePenguin09 I'm renaming you in my head.

You're now TheFreshPenguinOfBelleHare and this is your theme song.

EthelMayFergus · 26/03/2020 16:04

Arse end of nowhere might be colloquial? Where I'm from in Ireland it's a really common saying and just means rural.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:04

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Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc
yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:07

Arse end of nowhere??? perfectly ordinary expression in my book, used to describe somewhere remote, possibly with only one road in and out...

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Nanasueathome · 26/03/2020 16:08

Newsflash
Meghan has just announced her first role for Disney
Narrating a film...think title is Elephant
Check out on sky news

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:09

@DandyPenguin

You're now TheFreshPenguinOfBelleHare and this is your theme song.

Coolio! (A turn of phrase we penguins use!!)

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 26/03/2020 16:10

oops, sorry, I see we've covered the arse end of nowhere to death...

So, If M didnt take up a scholarship to study at Nortwestern (never heard of it), who paid for her studies? did she do 3 jobs a day to make ends meet? could it by any chance have been her father who paid?

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BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:10

Elephant? Oh my. Plenty of gags waiting in line.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:11

I think her father paid. He has since been dispensed with. Confused

Waspie · 26/03/2020 16:12

I just saw that Nanasueathome. Words fail me! I want to know how she will be billed in the credits.

SussexRoyalPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:12

Elephant in the Room more like...

DandyPenguin · 26/03/2020 16:12

If she goes on to do a sequel titled Penguins I will - to quote young people vernacular - feel seen.

BelleharePenguin09 · 26/03/2020 16:12

A random? How rude @TheNavigator

lyralalala · 26/03/2020 16:14

I want to know how she will be billed in the credits.

Narrated Meghan, The Duchess of Sussex looking at the pics.

Which strikes me as wrong. That would be her title if she was divorced going by Fergie.

Surely it should just be "Narrated by The Duchess of Sussex"?

@SenecaFallsRedux You are more knowledgable on the titles bit, what do you think?