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The royal family

Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc

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yoloPenguinsEatfish · 18/03/2020 21:31

Have taken the liberty of starting a new fred if no one else has?

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Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 21/03/2020 15:05

7 that is an inspired idea! I don't think the DM would pay enough though.

I'm astonished that they (let's be honest, she) keep posting on IG when they receive the sort of comments they do in response. I find her irritating in the way that one does the child at a birthday party who insists on showing off and being the centre of attention. But the level of hatred directed towards them is on another level. I never thought I would hear myself saying this, but she's not that bad...

Grinchlywords · 21/03/2020 15:08

Thanks lizzie !

HarryDaylight · 21/03/2020 15:15

Thanks for the Private Eye article Fanny GrinGrinGrin

SussexRoyalPenguin · 21/03/2020 15:21

Downward Dog with the Duchess 😂😂😂

The Private Eye article is a bit close to the bone, don’t you think?

BarleylemonPenguin · 21/03/2020 15:32

Fleas - none of them are that bad but they are a) rich and b) kept by us. They know this and that's why they have their 'never complain, never explain' mantra, no matter how much is thrown at them whether by the press or the public. I work really, really hard (to keep them) and want something in return. This isn't a trust fund. The Queen, Anne, Charles, William and Kate, even some others do give something in return. I agree, though, that we are a bit like a dog with a bone on here.

DandyPenguin · 21/03/2020 15:42

Please don’t give them yoga ideas Shock Grin

Grinchly nice to see you here, I saw you on the symptoms thread too and was going to wave at you from a socially acceptable distance Smile
Sorry you too have succumbed.

@BelleharePenguin09 that is very lovely, thank you, and put a smile on my little penguin face.

@5LeafClover please do join in and 🐧 Sir Nils Olav our Royal Patron has hereby decreed you to become 5LeafPenguin.

You are all quite smashing and I’m very grateful right now for the penguin cameraderie in our peguin colony commonwealth waddle. I would send you virtual flowers but you’re penguins so have some little fishes (poor little fishes, this survival of the fittest thing sucks).

yoloPenguinsEatfish · 21/03/2020 15:53

will nobody think of the fishes???

My dog does the Downward Dog when getting off the sofa, and everyone complains about seeing her arse. I cannot recommend this to anyone... and she has her own FB page so is a soshul meeja influencer.

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Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 21/03/2020 16:00

I'm not having a go Barley,Smile, far from it, I've been as critical as anyone and nobody's making me read this thread (well, maybe the draw of the lovely penguin community). I was just thinking that whereas here we go in for criticism on a considered level, the sheer abuse on IG is staggering. I wouldn't put myself through it.

BarleylemonPenguin · 21/03/2020 16:19

I'm not having a go Barley,smile, far from it, I've been as critical as anyone and nobody's making me read this thread (well, maybe the draw of the lovely penguin community). I was just thinking that whereas here we go in for criticism on a considered level, the sheer abuse on IG is staggering. I wouldn't put myself through it.

I know you weren’t! It’s a fair point that I was going to mention in my previous post but then got distracted. What are people entitled to if they receive taxpayer support? Is it fair that anything can be said about them? Do we ‘own’ them and therefore, are they fair game? The answers to these questions are for society to decide. I don’t know if there is a right answer. They will obviously become ‘fair game’ during difficult times (or even during normal times), just like celebs or politicians. Should they be? Should someone who wants to be a ‘star’ be warned that they will be the displacement for everyone’s emotions?

TimeLady · 21/03/2020 16:40

I bet there’s some surreptitious sniggering if they’ve read that Private Eye article at KP and BP😁

CanIHaveAPenguinPlease · 21/03/2020 16:55

Hope you are all who are unwell are on the mend Flowers

BelleharePenguin09 · 21/03/2020 16:55

Grinchlywords

Get better soon. 🌷🌷🌷

DandyPenguin · 21/03/2020 17:20

That Private Eye article is fantastic.

I was thinking about the criticism of them the other day and the criticism we’ve had for criticising them, particularly about Harry’s hoax phone call. Warning: this may be a long & serious post!

Satire and criticism as a whole tends to “punch up”. Harry has all, or at the very least almost all, of the privileges - he’s white, rich, male, upper class, educated or rather was given an excellent education up to the point it got more selective, he’s not physically disabled and nor does he have a hidden disability (AFAIK).

Therefore am I going to feel bad for taking the piss out of him should I do so? Am I fuck. And I’ve got an eye roll for anyone who thinks taking the piece out of him is mean.

All the above privileges apply to Meghan except of course being female, white and being middle-class by upbringing rather than upper. As someone half-white and someone who “passes” as white, she is more ‘privileged’ then people with much darker skin. She’s said this herself. Ditto for the being female - all of us female who are also educated and middle-class are much more privileged than those who aren’t.

However much of a victim they think of themselves or portray themselves as such, they are not poor, uneducated, without resources, in bad health, or disabled.

(I need to rest - Part Two to follow.)

ButteryPuffin · 21/03/2020 17:44

Any word on Bea's wedding? It's her out of the whole lot I feel really sorry for atm.

TimeLady · 21/03/2020 17:51

Bea should just elope and move on.

RubyViolet · 21/03/2020 17:54

Timelady, l agree. I said earlier in the thread if she married on the quiet it would be a really classy move.

TheTiaraManager · 21/03/2020 18:02

I feel sorry for Bea. So many people having to cancel weddings at the moment, it's hard to imagine.

CanIHaveAPenguinPlease · 21/03/2020 18:15

Bea’s not having much luck poor thing.

ajandjjmum · 21/03/2020 18:22

I can imagine Andrew - 'Of course you have to have a big (ish) wedding Bea darling, you're a blood princess afterall!'.

Myimaginarypenguinhasfleas · 21/03/2020 18:37

Channel 5 are showing a "new" programme (ie a different edit of all the clips we've ever seen before) Prince Harry: The Troubled Prince at 8:30pm tonight, followed by Meghan: Where did it all go wrong? At 9:30pm. Since we're all staying in...

FannyCann · 21/03/2020 19:02

I read that Private Eye article and thought it must have been written by someone here! Or maybe the writer comes here for inspiration.

I can't find it but in a previous edition there was a reference to "Are you OK?" "Thanks for asking, not many do". Grin

Off topic but I've started buying Private Eye regularly for the MD Pandemic Updates written by Dr Phil Hammond. I won't post screenshot as it's obviously the wrong place, but I think his analysis and advice is as good as any out there. Harsh but true.

NB His columns are soon overtaken by events as Private Eye is a fortnightly publication.

And now wash your hands. Smile

DandyPenguin · 21/03/2020 19:12

I have always loved Dr Phil Hammond. I didn’t know he wrote for Private Eye - I’m going to subscribe as a COVID-19 treat.

DandyPenguin · 21/03/2020 19:13

There’s something he wrote in a column for a magazine over 10 years ago that still makes me howl when I think of it.

CanIHaveAPenguinPlease · 21/03/2020 19:14

That Private Eye article Grin

BarleylemonPenguin · 21/03/2020 19:19

And I’ve got an eye roll for anyone who thinks taking the piece out of him is mean

The thing is, who on here wouldn't swap places with them? Who wouldn’t trade a few insults from some randoms on the internet, who can easily be ignored or tuned out, for millions and luxury? Hard work, my a*. Sticks and stones and all that...

Who is advising them?.