Club Penguin Royal - the intricacies of the monarchy etc

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Have taken the liberty of starting a new fred if no one else has?

As for journalists/writers coming here for inspiration, deffo. I think it’s been a long-standing habit generally but also specifically to this.

I saw a segment of a Camilla Long article comment a while back that someone posted and I thought it sounded very similar to something I’d said on here a few days before. Obviously people can separately come up with the same points but this wasn’t one I’d seen elsewhere before expressed in quite that particular way... I’ll see if I can find it.

One more from the previous Private Eye, courtesy of Craig Brown.

I bloody love Private Eye, but the typeface is so small... it's really hard work to read!

Just started on series one of The Windsors, done 3 episodes, vv funny, in fact laugh out loud funny! Loving evil Camilla, but dont get the gipsy thing?

I can’t see whatever that 2nd thing you listed is FannyCam would you mind reposting?

Dandy you could try what I did - open it, take a screenshot and save to photos, then you can zoom in on it to read.

Thanks fleas but I meant I can’t see it AT ALL - I just get an ad!

Oh that's not right!

Worth a read when you can see it.

Could you post your screenshot Fleas please? X

Here you go Dandy

Oh that's odd Dandy. I'll try again.
Just using camera on my phone and I can zoom in to red on phone or iPad but maybe it is different if you are on a computer?

Ah I’ve got both of those, thank you! X

I tried watching the C5 programme but it's "How to bag a Prince" with a different title. Not in any way illuminating.

Ha, I couldn’t read all of the fine print - my corona tired eyes! - but managed most and got the gist. So bloody true.

I started to watch MM what went wrong but got a bit bored TBH.

What a waste of my life. An hour and a half of rehash with nothing at all new or interesting to say.

That’s a brilliant piece from Private Eye. Gave me a much-needed laugh. Thanks Fanny.

I started to watch MM what went wrong but got a bit bored TBH.

It was just ‘how to catch your prince’ wasn’t it? Nothing whatsoever to examine what went wrong.

It was just ‘how to catch your prince’ wasn’t it?

What tips did they give? Asking for a friend...

Barley

It was an old programme renamed. Nothing covered in what went wrong, just a few minutes tacked on the end to say that it had. Utter codswallop.

In the preceding programme I was reminded that Harry can be a petulant and entitled little prick, especially when speaking to journalists. We're seeing more and more of that side to him, and less of the "hail fellow well met".

When he moans about the treatment he gets from the British media he forgets that many of the serious infringements, eg leaking when he was deployed to Afghanistan, came from foreign press.

Happy Mother’s Day all you penguins 🐧 🐧🐧our there. Feel better soon to those feeling poorly- thinking of you all.
It may distract you to know that I was woken with the news that my dog had broken into ‘his cupboard’ and eaten all his laxative pills.

laxatives!!!

Thank you - yes Happy Mother’s Day to 🐧🐧🐧

Wishing everyone better!!

Hello penguins 🐧

I wasn't sure how penguins greeted each other so I googled and found this

It may distract you to know that I was woken with the news that my dog had broken into ‘his cupboard’ and eaten all his laxative pills.

I know it's awful Brainfog but
I hope the person who gleefully shared the news is now ready with mop, bucket and Zoflora...

That dog needs to stay outside for the foreseeable future 😂 sorry, shouldn’t laugh, but...