How about we get some paparazzi to follow you around and take photographs of you, your parenting and anything else we fancy and then we can publish them on the internet and all speculate about whether you are doing things right?
PS - Those shoes you are wearing look really off to me. Are you sure you’re wearing them right?
Yes to this. I can’t imagine al the stupid things I’d be accused of, if I was hounded by the paparazzi! I shut my fingers in my front door yesterday, and then almost immediately tripped over my own foot! I dread to think how that would have played out in the gutter press, “drunken mum falls over while in charge of three helpless infants”. As I said above, I was constantly shuffling my slings about, I remember once having to ask someone in a shop to hold the baby for a minute while I sorted one of them out, I think it was one of the wrap ones. I gave up on them eventually because they were so annoying, and I’m always amazed at people who prefer them!