Machiavellian Misbehaviour- the Excellent Cats Deny Everything

[TheShellBeach]

Clarion call to all the cats from the last thread and a warm welcome to any new ones who want to join us.

I've just given a friend some mollys mice for the cat she doesn't officially have (landlord doesn't allow cats) she's sent me a video of him vigorously killing the mouse and then he's zonked out 🤣🤣

Apparently I'm a drug dealer now 🤣🤣

Here's my little lot.
And we played rescue tonight when DS was picked up by his fiance's mum and found a very little, very friendly, very old and thin cat outside our door.
I was sure I'd seen this cat on our local Facebook page listed as missing, so I had a look, and it was her.
So we caught her (very easy), put her in a big carrier and contacted her people. And now she is safely home.

Aww, well done, @pointythings . I bet they were delighted to get her back.

They really were, she's 22, mostly deaf, mostly blind, not all there in the head either and she just snuck out - is supposed to be an indoor cat! We were just happy to be able to help.

Been at my sister"s house today. Thought I'd share a few photos of her elderly (19yo) cat.
Love her grumpy face (the cat, not my sister 😄)

She is gorgeous! That first photo definitely has vibes of annoyance.

That is not a small cat.

Excellent grumpy face! She is clearly judging you.

Are cats ever NOT judging us? I feel like even when they're eating or sleeping, there's still subconscious judging going on.

Judging in their sleep

And judging when we're coming home later than they thought we should

And here is Suzy, one of our NMCs, showing her terrifying fangs while posing in the car park

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"........ messing about in the car park

Linney has one of the most placid faces of all time. Even when he's furious he has a slight frown at worst.

Suzy is scary.

Wasn't it you who accused me of taking frightening cat photos?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I have become addicted to Ultimate Cowboy Showdown (I blame the binging of Yellowstone) It turns out that Frederick likes cowboys and horses too.

New Cedric pictures - huzzah 🤣.

Oh Cedric!

Another one of Suzy in the car park

Cedric is adorable ❤️

Rum, I love the one of Frederick watching the telly.

Cedric should be a model for cuddly toy designs. I mean, we'd all buy one, right? If not several.

Is Cedric showing his tummy as a trap? He is divine!

Thanks @Anniegetyourgun he watches TV quite often but was particularly mesmerised by the horses and cattle. I wonder if he'd wear a cowboy outfit? 🤔

@RumNotRun Oh yes. Try a cowboy outfit. Arthur dressed as a pirate a few years ago…

Lexter has been a pirate. Pigeon (RIP) and Toad have been a bat and devil respectively.