Anyone else's cat have an 'It wasn't me!' face? Pics please!

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This is Puck. Puck is a little bastard. After a good twenty minutes of attempting from every conceivable angle to get at the raw chicken I was preparing, Puck went for broke, launched himself onto my back and has left claw marks all over my shoulder blades. Now he's come over all "Don't you love me?" because he knows I'm peeved.

Puck is, of course, unconditionally forgiven. Sigh.

What do you mean, I’m not supposed to be on the table? Isn’t this my new blanket?

The pigeon pic is awful! Mine once got a blackbird. Feathers in the bathroom and helpfully the beak and feet were left on the sofa.

Aww he doesn’t know it’s wrong @TroysMammy, a big part of their brains is devoted to movement! The rest is devoted to pleading starvation.

I once told Asbo off for killing a bird on the lawn. Then we saw the sparrow hawk kill a bird on the lawn and realised he was innocent. As much as a Bengal can be innocent.

@Fluffycloudland77 he is on a diet and is always pleading starvation hence having to go on a diet.

My partner who was in the garden told me, after the kill, Haribo had gone back over the road to watch the birds in our neighbour's bush. He must have heard him telling me because when I went to look for him Haribo was slinking back into our garden. He's been sleeping all afternoon.

Not sure what these two were up too. But they were up to something. They looked very suspicious.

@pucelleauxblanchesmains oh god. Poo in the pantaloons is just the worst thing. I'm very careful with my girls diet. As the squits usually involves a hasty trip to the vet for a hygiene trim. 🤮

This is Rocco, he definitely didn't steal my AirPods leaving me on a hunt for them only to find them very stuck under the fridge!

To the tune of It Wasn't Me:

Picture this, I went hunting,
Mouse on the bathroom floor.
It was foolish of me
To bolt down all my tea,
All the time I was barfing there
She never took her eyes off me

@spidersenses, I know this thread is a bit old but I would love to see a picture of your sweet boy! Wedges are so beautiful ( and they know it)