Anyone else's cat have an 'It wasn't me!' face? Pics please!

[sadpapercourtesan]

This is Puck. Puck is a little bastard. After a good twenty minutes of attempting from every conceivable angle to get at the raw chicken I was preparing, Puck went for broke, launched himself onto my back and has left claw marks all over my shoulder blades. Now he's come over all "Don't you love me?" because he knows I'm peeved.

Puck is, of course, unconditionally forgiven. Sigh.

I honestly don't know how that ended up in the kitchen...

Nope I'm definitely not pinning her down for a cuddle and nope she's definitely not enjoying it!

What pigeon?

Capn’s currently sleeping the Sleep of the Just in purry triumph.

@darumafan

I honestly don't know how that ended up in the kitchen...

I think that one might be a helpful suggestion as to the catering arrangements

Best thread ever.

Baxter really doesn't care if I know it was him, he's arrogant like that 😂

This is Luna, absolutely no fucks given about leaving a dead mouse in my bed

We have torties. It’s more of a “of course it was me you fuckwit. What are you going to do about it puny human slave.”

Me? Bring a bird to your bedroom? As if!

Yes I stole my brothers breakfast, and the dogs snack and now I’m having a snooze - mum, we all know who’s Queen so be a good slave and let me sleep..

[quote SecretWitch]**@sadpapercourtesan, @mintich

He definitely has that “ I’m a Norwegian Forest Cat, So there!” Attitude.[/quote]
You boy looks exactly like mine! Even down to the facial expression. He's a Norwegian Forest Cat also. But where you boy is tan/ginger my boy is gray.

I've definitely not been in the porridge bowl.

Anyone got a Norman? Want to see the caption
It wasn't my fault mam!!

I'm a dreadful cat slave, I didn't have any recipes for massacred pigeon.

I told you to turn up that air conditioning

@sonicshoegazes

My cat Denny. She definitely didn't fart loudly whilst I was meditating. She's a cutie though.

I've never heard a cat fart!

Loving this thread!

@darumafan

I honestly don't know how that ended up in the kitchen...

Oh my goodness 🤣

Colin. The most innocent looking menace there ever was.

Mine show no remorse. As far as they're concerned everything they do is fine and dandy.

Omgoodness the pigeon one. My cat left a dead mouse at the foot of my bed this morning, and I thought that was grim!

@livyaz

Colin. The most innocent looking menace there ever was.

That is probably the most heart-meltingly innocent cat face I've ever seen

I bet he's a bugger!

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“Don’t make me fire you”
“You can’t fire me” 😂

Here he is....

Aww, look at his velvety fur thinly veiling his contempt for you 😀 & all humans.