Ollie, Paws, friends and family

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Obviously @Fluffycloudland77 "cat reasons"

Ollie keeps falling over on my lap when he stands up and turns round. I've realised most cats would put claws out to balance rather than slip on the blanket. Oh no, idiot cat here refuses to claw mama and just topples over instead

“The humans are trying to make me comfy, their obviously bastards”.

Asbos favourite method of grip was claws. He was also skilled in treading on dhs unmentionables when jumping on the bed.

@swampytiggaa

Morticia is recovering with her molly after having an undignified session with some scissors 🤢

It’s been lovely reading your posts @swampytiggaa

Judging by that look, you might need armour tonight...

@swampytiggaa

See 😂😂

@swampytiggaa that is the best photo ever! sshhhh, it might even beat the bonnets

Their faces! 😍

@Grumpyoldpersonwithcats

Might be an idea if I don't want a face anymore .

A quick Basil picture - he's found the single shaft of sunlight in the library for a relaxing sit down.

Basil is a very handsome boy!

I’m sure we’ll all contribute to the plastic surgery fund for @Grumpyoldpersonwithcats after said photo...

Paws has arrived (again). He trotted in, Ollie waited until he was just past him and then gave him a right whack. Paws turned round and Ollie was all "oh weird, I dunno what that was?"

The bonnet photo! Oh my! It's fabulous!

Tbh my cats are really stupid. I honestly don’t think they’d survive as outdoor cats bless them

@swampytiggaa

Tbh my cats are really stupid. I honestly don’t think they’d survive as outdoor cats bless them

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Tbh my cats are really stupid.

We all think this about our cats but...

Ollie is very naughty to be so scheming with Paws; waiting until he passes is sneaky in the extreme! Poor Paws!

@swampytiggaa mine too.

Thoughts and prayers for dh who locked Puddy in the dressing room overnight. She’s seriously pissed off about it.

Christ Fluffy

Quickly do a limb count on DH and assuming he’s got at least one arm, break out the tinned salmon - which DH should serve

Capn been busted outside neighbour’s back door, mewing for food.

Well, screaming. Woke them up.

Capn been busted outside neighbour’s back door, mewing for food.

Clearly you are neglecting the poor little waif, and failing to feed him! I mean, look how skinny he is, almost skeletal, and his coat all thin and sparse with malnutrition!

Mornings the best time of the day, it’s a public service.

The neighbour on the other side has put up a barrier.

But me and my mate reckon that’s to stop GAWB in his tracks.

Definitely not to block Capn from getting them out of bed pre-dawn with his dying shrieks of emaciation.

Capns back in bed with Dreamies, grunty purring.

Grunty purring is Da Best. Boycat does that when he's totally blissed out with cuddles on the bed.

Bad bad cat dad @Fluffycloudland77! She will not let him forget that misdemeanour.

Betsy came to sit with me the fluffy teddy blanket again last night. AND she permitted full body strokes right to the top of her squirrel tale. Normally anything lower than the chin earns you a swipe and a scar.

(Tale should obviously read tail - not sure how that happened!)

We are sulking behind the door because the human is working and not playing.

That's very rude of you Spartacus. Very rude indeed.

Not to mention neglectful.

Can you feel they eyes boring into you @YetAnotherSpartacus? Your cat has such a lovely round face.