Your cats real names vs the names you actually call them...

[JorisBonson]

I'll start -

Toulouse - Monster/monst, Mr Pants, Toots, Tooten Frooten, my angel child, handsomest boy, the lad.

Roxy - Mrs. Girl, sweet face, Otterly Totterly, Ricky, Ricardo, Wiggles.

I have a Roxy too, popular babe for a cat. She's known as Roxy or The Cat yo everyone but me, I call her Rocket.

Haka: hakacat, baby girl, Haka doodles, Haka fus, cat face

Montague Antonio Garfield Gingerbread - Monty (unless he’s in trouble!)

Walnut - Wally, Walter, wallet, Wally Woo, Vally Voo, Nutmeg

Poppy - Popple, popsicle, popnut, angelface, squishy, pop music, pop star, popsy

Cosmo - cosmic, cosmic ray face, quasimodo, micky, combo, combi boiler, omsoc (cosmo backwards)

Pixie - pickle, pixiebelle, pixel, pixlet

Ormo- ormington sprat, spratlington, performo, sprat cat, performington

Syd aka Syd vicious, catbag ratbag, owlcat, stupid cat, dumbarse

Haribo - Haribolicious
Grubster he's mostly white but attracts dirt.
Mammy's handsome boy
Kitten
Kitten cat
Fluffster - he's not fluffy but fluffier than my sister's cat.
At the moment farty pants - he's stinking.

Jigsaw and Puzzle mostly get called Wiggles and Wuzzle. Occasionally Jigs and Wuz or Wuzzly.

Freckles - gets foof, freckybecky, freckyfoof, floof

Yoda (dog) gets poda, yodapoda, toad, podatoad

Very rarely do either of them get their given names and both answer to any of them 😁

We call our neighbour's cat 'TC', 'Stripes', and occasionally 'Bugger off you little shit'.

None of the above are his real name which we do also use sometimes

Ava- Ava mayva, mave, Mavis
Arlo- Arles, Arlsie
Alfie- Alf, Alfred
Alex- Alex Cat, Alexa
AJ- Age
Adolph- Dolph, Dolphie, Dolphin, Baby Dolphin, Dolphie No no, Dolphinium, Dolphington

Milly
Millipede

Luke Skywhiskers: Skywhiskers, Fatty, Fatty Bum Bum, Flump, Purry Whiskerson

Leia: Laylay, Leia Bear, Sweetpea, The Raptor, Your Cat (to DH)

Nancy Fancypants: Fancypants, Little Lion

Mia: Mimi, Mimi Trixibelle, Peanut Butter Feets

Winnifred
Winnie
Winnie-Pig
Piggles
Piggy
Pigs
Piggleton

@NetballHoop

That poem is brilliant! Is it TS Eliot?

Sirius - fatus, catus mc fatus, fats, catus mc twatus, sink shitter, fluffus, scruffle fluffle, you

Luke Skywhiskers: Skywhiskers, Fatty, Fatty Bum Bum, Flump, Purry Whiskerson

I forgot also: Snout, Snouty McSnoutface, My Panfur, Big Boy, My Fur Angel/Guardian

He definitely has the most names.

He's no longer here but Charlie was also Iddy Biddy and The Big Bidster . My cat soulmate.

I love how nicknames evolve, you can't force them

Croca-saurus super poo fat cat Mr Wail. Her Name is Jess

Current cat - Sesame - Kittin, Kitney, Fluffy Pillock

Previous pair of cats:
Ginger - Pants, Timothy O'Farquhart Spoons
Snap - Spanners, Auntie Spangles

Before that we had Ancient Cat whose name was Rosie and was never called anything else. She was far too dignified for nicknames.

Growing up we had Katie, who was really poorly when we first got her and never shook off the name Yucky Squitters.

Caramel commonly known as birdie, cowbag when she's being annoying or aaah ya bitch when she decides to chew my arm.
Greebo forever known as greebobeebo
Crimble known as bimps, bimpy, bimble

Phoebe aka Madam Moomaa, Fifi, Slaggy and bitchface (when she's scrapping with her son or destroying the furniture).

Toto aka Bobo (the clown) Tototototototo..., To, Dollop, Lollop and Oy Stop Fighting with your Mum.

Felix-...Chunky, Flixibobs, boo boo, cheeky chops, 007, twat cat, baby beautiful and see my lolos..No idea why 😂

Fennel - Fen, Fenzo, Chubbers, Chonk, Grumps
Cleo - Cleeee, Weirdo
Rory - Roars, Dairy Monster
Rosa - Kitten, Gremlin