Who calls their cats by their actual names?

[HelmutFrontbut]

I've recently taken to calling mine by their gangsta names:

Woody is D-Wood
Tabitha is B-Tab
Rosie is C-Rose

I need to get out more don't I?

Harry ignores all of the following:

Harry T Pusscat
H-Puss
Baron Harry
Harold (said in an Albert Steptoe voice)
Honeybadger
Gummy Bear

My two are currently known as Big Furry Bastard and Little Twat

Pixie thinks her name is 'fucksake!'

Pixie is very destructive.

Mork is also known as Darth or Diesel (he has the loudest purr I have ever heard).

Or Shit Head. When he's being a shit head

I have a nala aka la la, mummys baby, princess nala,muchkin, queen of the furies, mummys beautiful baby...It goes on!

My old boy was known as Monster, even the neighbours knew who I was referring to as he was a regular visitor. His sister was Sweetpuss. I have two ten month olds now, Boris often gets alled Mr Boris or Boris Bod and Ollie is often Oll Poles (as he has a very long thin tail like a pole).

I love my cat dearly, I really do, but she has this horrible habit of following me around and walking directly between my legs, tripping me over a million times a day, so she’s affectionately known as “The Dickhead” more often than not The worst part? She responds to it too.

We have Momo aka moan moan
Lennon, aka Lennon/Melon/Moron
Shinobi aka Nobi/grumpy black cat
Pixie aka piccy piccy/pico/pixel
Bumble aka Blubb Blubb/ she actually thinks her name is specific squeaky noise.
Cici aka Seesaw
Teddy aka Tedo/Fatty/Ted Ted/Shudup
Tux is just Tux
Zelda aka Zellydada/Zelbo
Remi aka Remo/Remington/Rembo/Buttcat

I call him Pig. It is not his name.

Cat in this household responds to her name....... when she wants to.
She's also known as

Purry Girl
Mogalot
Mog
Bloody cat when she's led under the bookcase and swiped your ankles as you walk by
Slippers- what I keep on promising to turn her into if she uses me as a totem pole again.