PB and his fantastic followers

[Ollivander84]

We needed a new thread

How are you?

Arrival of Ghetto confirmed for Thursday evening, eeeee

We shall expect a full report.

I'm singing Elvis ghetto song, also waiting for update.

I am fine, thanks for asking C, perky enough to consider hobbling downstairs to the newsagents for a Twirl. Mr C has been sick and is a bit piano but he is screaming for roast chicken. Needless to say Dparents pulled a crisis on me after I had only had an hour's sleep. Dealing with it now.

Fetch me a twirl? I'm trapped under O who is being all needy cat

Mr C is on now! Packet of 4 when I get to Tesco in the morning do you? sleep well

Here's a picture of PB to accompany you to bed.

Sorry. Wrong one. (Apologies for the darkness.)

cozie he really is stunning! Very jealous!

Darling little lad! Action shot!! Seems to be mewing rather loudly!!!

I've ordered 2 bananas. Staggering off now one-legged to do the reductions at TK Maxx.

I'd like to know whether that was a little meow or a prolonged yowl. What a darling little face. Love chatty cats!

DH thinks we should order Ghetto a cigar rather than a banana, don't want to hurt his street cred.

It's for the look/
I only bite it/
Don't light it.

as Fresh Prince rapped about his cigar in the1980s in a seamier area of LA. Ended up as Getting Jiggy With It, upon which no comment will be made.

Excellent choice, Madam.

Of course, it's perfect.

If you wrre

Sorry, that was Mr C. He wants a ci2q`=

Bloody cat ignore us both

'A' cigar? You can get them in nice wallets of three, for the genuine Baller look.

Ghetto

That was just part of a conversation. Sadly, I don't think he knows anything less than - what for another cat would be - 'Yowl'. It's like 'Warp Factor' and the dial has stuck.

Continuing the musical theme, PB has the volume turned up to 11.

'just part of a conversation' . He'd be v in demand at society parties where a stream of chat is all

.... PB has the volume turned up to 11.....

He sure does.

I guess no-one told him otherwise.

Weezolcat is either on mute or set to SHOUTY.

The new laser pen has arrived. O is going bonkers

L, very brave of you to do that with no anaesthetic. I hope your recovering now.

PB looks like he’s complaining about something. Is his blanket not fluffy enough or it’s the wrong material?.

Oh God F I'm used to it. Locals don't work much on me and DB anyway - but I got lovely and numbed for the one with stitches. The upside is that docs know to only give us class A.

DB once had so much Lidocaine, a Keith Richards favourite, straight after having his teeth out he ran from Marble Arch to Tottenham Court Road down the middle of Oxford Street. Little sod was over 40.

I am having lovely time here with a bar of Waitrose own brand hazeknut (rec'd) and Mr C sleeping on my head.

Who knows, Fluffy? He has so many ishoos......................