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He’s been unfaithful to me and I have photographic evidence

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Kenworthington · 31/01/2018 14:04

Sent from his ow yesterday morning. Readers- this is NOT my bed. He’s back now but he doesn’t seem sorry. I feel like the ow is gloating tbh. 2 NIGHTS he spent with her. Should I ltb? Disclaimer- I would never leave my Colin. He , on the other hand.....

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Ylvamoon · 31/01/2018 21:31

May I suggest a certain brand "Y" romantic fish dinner for 3?
Apparently that is what cats expect these days....

DriggleDraggle · 31/01/2018 21:34

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FatherChewieLouie · 01/02/2018 07:08

I want that duvet set.

DeloresJaneUmbridge · 01/02/2018 07:11

Ahah....he is Six Dinners Sid.

OP...he on,y wants her for her ham.

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Kenworthington · 01/02/2018 07:24

He was there again last night he’s only just come back in!

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BulletFox · 01/02/2018 07:28

Right, you have some serious competition on your hands, time to play hardball.

Have a hairdo and rub yourself in tuna. Prance around the house looking alluring and aloof. Lock all the catflaps.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 01/02/2018 11:11

Casanova Kitty! I love the photo of him in bed - he looks so blissed out.

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Kenworthington · 01/02/2018 14:03

Update- he was not next door last night so where the heck was he??!

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BulletFox · 01/02/2018 14:42

You have multiple rivals? Private cat detective required.

Divorce will be messy

Want2beme · 01/02/2018 14:43

He needs a tracker. How many OW are there?Shock

DriggleDraggle · 01/02/2018 15:20

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Kenworthington · 01/02/2018 15:21

Yes I do! No wonder he has such an impressive gut!

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sirlee66 · 01/02/2018 15:29

Oh he is just gorgeous!!!!

Want2beme · 01/02/2018 21:08

Where's Casanova Colin tonight?Wink

MsHomeSlice · 01/02/2018 22:43

oh naughty colin...he really is keeping his options open!

idiotcat does come home....it's very rare he is out after dark

I do wonder about a tracker for him though, I would love to know what he gets up to!

YetAnotherSpartacus · 02/02/2018 09:56

Where did Colin sleep OP? :)

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Kenworthington · 02/02/2018 13:36

He was in OUR house last night whooohoooooo! He’s now sitting next to me slurping at his bum hole

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Kenworthington · 02/02/2018 13:40

He says hello

He’s been unfaithful to me and I have photographic evidence
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YetAnotherSpartacus · 02/02/2018 13:43

He looks like he was distracted from a very interesting bum hole.

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