He’s been unfaithful to me and I have photographic evidence

[Kenworthington]

Sent from his ow yesterday morning. Readers- this is NOT my bed. He’s back now but he doesn’t seem sorry. I feel like the ow is gloating tbh. 2 NIGHTS he spent with her. Should I ltb? Disclaimer- I would never leave my Colin. He , on the other hand.....

Colin!!!

So he's a loverman AND the hardest cat on the block?

Too much testosterone, that one...

I told you he was a TERROR! Imagine how terrible he’d be if he still had his balls?!
What to do about the ow though? She is a temptress with HAM

Ham and satin sheets. I'm sorry but you have no chance against her wiles.

Scratch her eyes out. It's only fitting.

Op you need a mattress topper - with the fleece side up!! And some Primula!

He is gorgeous, I'd probably nick him for a few nights too

I feel really affronted- I’m only marginally less cross than if she’d sent a photo of dh in her bed

On the upside, I may have got my own back via Colin as he does seem to be quite scratchy....

Bullet - I suspect those are not actual sarin sheets, more of a glossy polycotton They’re no match for my 400 thread count Egyptian cotton or my lovely linen. Though, the proof is in the cat I suppose 😩

Ahhhh greensleeves not seen you in a while, we went to toddler group together way back, my youngest dc are at school with your lovely boy(s) now! How are you?

Very well, thanks. Have we "met" on here before?

I agree with PP, primula and a decent mattress topper (memory foam ideally) is the only way forward OP, otherwise you risk a nasty breakup!

Greeny- yes, years and years ago, prob on mn local at the time but I had a different name then and I can’t remember what it was. I do remember though that I described myself as tall with messy blonde hair and you knew exactly who I was

I never knew primula was a thing to tempt him with. He is fond of lick e lix though

Ooh, what a mystery, I don't know who you are now! Colin is gorgeous btw

Haha I’m not a weird online stalker promise, we’ve met in rl loads of times but several years ago. Thanks Re Colin!

UNBELIEVABLE!! What's she got that you haven't got? Get your ducks in a row before you confront Colin, then show him the cat flap and lock it firmly behind him

LTB, OP! Cheeky fucker....

Oh yes you're right, polycotton, the shiny glare misled my eyes.

You'll have to up your game, lure him back to the superior 400 thread count sheets with a bit of chicken. Bet it was cheap ham, anyway

This really confused me for a few minutes. I thought it was a real OW sending the cat photo

idiotcat does a lot of visiting ...and dd had picture of him snuggling on her bed, on IG when dh and I were away.

neighbour across the road said "he's still cheating on you"

Oooh MsHomeSlice she was gloating!

Perhaps you could offer her a trade - your dh for the cat? Send him with a packet of ham and I'm sure she'll agree.

Who is the OW? I am an OW and I don't even know who his original human slave is, much less have a way of sending her a photo.

The ow is next door neighbour and she wouldn’t be interested in sealing my dh for Colin. She’s a lesbian. I’m going to have to just up my game my end!

The plot thickens...she's trying to entice you to go around