The most ridiculous things you have done ?

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Yesterday I bought some own brand pouches from the co-op . Fearing it would be instantly rejected, I crossed out Co-operative from the 'loved by Us' strap line and added in black marker 'At Harrods' .

It's worked -so far....

I dont answer the door nowadays, just to be on the safe side I switched the doorbell off too.

I put it back on when a parcel is due.

Buying children's sun cream and applying it to her ears in the summer felt pretty pfb/crazy cat lady :-)