If your dog could vote. What policies would they support?

[TeamPolin]

My dog is fully in favour of reversing the ban on fox-hunting 🦊 (I suspect she's more right wing than me.)

Anything that saves SHIT being pumped into rivers. My girl loves a dip in the river and it's just not on.

All dogs favour better treatment of the postal service !

My dog would vote for any party who'd advocate for a 1 day working week so she could hang out with me constantly 😄 (tbf it does sound pretty great)

I'm not sure my dog believes in democracy. (She's a very unreconstructed ancient British breed.)

My dog favours a benign dictatorship type of rule. She is the dictator in question.

Tennis balls and mud for all. All humans to carry mandatory treats.

@Libre2 are you sure your dog isn't a cat?

Similar to @Allelbowsandtoes one of mine would like a 1 day working week so she can have a sneaky nap on the sofa one day but have me home the rest.
Another would vote for any party who made it law that the dog bowl must always contain food and no diets allowed ever (shocking she's a lab). One would vote for anyone supporting that humans should be on leads instead of dogs because she has much better manners than most humans and likes a zoomies. The last I think considers himself king of the castle and would vote for himself and his 3 girls would be his minions.

Free to chase rabbits and free sausages

He’d ban ever being made to have a wash.

An increase in the Cheese Tax.

Hi viz jackets and cyclists who wear them to be seriously restricted.

My dog wants to be able to play with the sheep in the field next door, and he's convinced that they want to play with him. He's been told that the farmer might shoot him, so I think he'd oppose the farmer's right to have firearms. And for cheese/chicken treats to be compulsory every hour.

Free access to the kitchen bin

Being allowed to sleep on human bed

Someone on hand always to play ball, fetch etc

Clean up our water and green spaces, reduce working hours so I have more time to cuddle and walk her.

Think she would heavily support a call for pupternity leave when she arrived too.

Oh and lower taxes for more snack allowance.

NHS for pets!

He’d support a ban on all cats, free treats on prescription and a pay increase of 20000% for all NHS staff so I could work 1 day a week and spend the rest of the time walking him.

I think he’s going to be disappointed by the results.

All humans should be reported if not giving 24/7 attention to their fur babies

My dog is a vulnerable Irish breed and would support more legislation on puppy breeding and puppy imports. Especially Brachy breeds as they confuse him. He also wants fireworks to be banned from public sale. I have told him it is not possible to ban thunder.

He would also like it to be illegal to approach our front door unless you have a treat for him.
Bananas and strawberries to be unlimited
Dog groomers to have more treats for him
All sofa cushions to be his.

Oh and rabbits and squirrels to be fitted with speed limits so he might be able to catch one

Dogs require 3 or 4 meals a day, not 2.

those meals should consist of roast chicken and steak.

delivery drivers to be banned.

baths after playing in mud to be reclassified as animal cruelty.

dental sticks advice to be changed from “one stick a day” to “one pack a day” per doggo.

all sofas to be reclassified as dog beds.

Pet insurance premiums not to increase

This was always my lovely boy’s vote.

My dog is constantly outraged by everything, so he'll never be happy no matter who gets in.

A ban on ring doorbells - it's put her out of a job.
Free cheese for all.
To be able to roll in dead things and animal shit without consequence.

No baths. Ever.
Death to squirrels.

She's a Jack Russell, so she's absolutely not a socialist. It's every dog for themselves.

Pretty sure one of mine would be voting reform - the less people the better seeing as he’s a reactive crackpot of a dog 😐🤣

The other is a collie, pretty sure he’d be PM if he could, don’t know that he’d care which party though.