If your dog could vote. What policies would they support?

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My dog is fully in favour of reversing the ban on fox-hunting 🦊 (I suspect she's more right wing than me.)

@BouleDeSuif this made me snort!

To rejoin the EU so they can retire easily with us in Greece and come back to the Grandkids.

Free access to the kitchen bin - that’s a vote winner

You must have a lab as well!

Total and immediate ban on Border Collies, seagulls and small children.

All men must be accompanied by a woman or child (not too small) in public places or it will be assumed they're up to no good.

100% increase on the cheese tax.

Mandatory therapy dogs at all schools and hospitals and workplaces.

Make it mandatory that belly rubs must be given by all passers by.

Well now, interesting you say that. She is a greyhound, so we often refer to her as a cat in a dog suit.

My DD's dog wants to move to Ireland because the president has lots of dogs and he doesn't trust Larry.

Anyone who hands out tasty treats or sausages, she’s not fussy 🙄

My dog is definitely a socialist. Property is theft. He would be in favour of an abolition of private property, so he could run through everyone's gardens and fields, swim in every pond, and appropriate every tennis ball, football, or any other ball he happened to see.

Vat free poo bags, food and treats other essentials

Look into Vet pricing

They'd vote for a party who would give them freedom from humans! And a ban on taking babies away from their mother at 6 weeks old!

A bad on humans ever leaving them. Human needs a wee? Door must be open at all times. Human wants to sleep? Bed must be large enough to accommodate dogs. Human has work? Human must work from home. Human has a date with husband? Dogs must come too.

And a bad on all children trying to touch them without permission. In fact, children must only not be heard they must also not be seen. Ever.

My posh Guinea pig, Wilbur, identifies as a dog - and is voting Tory as he will only eat Waitrose kale and wants to be the only alpha male in his little pack (he has 3 girlfriends).

Ah yes, your dog and mine vote for the same party it seems

Can't wait for our NHS 1 day week

To ban baths! All water in fact, apart from a manky bowl of it in the garden

And brushes! Any form of grooming

No limit of food and treats especially chips and scrambled eggs.

My dog is a tory, he's small, has big ears and a Barbour jacket, he's the canine version of Rishi Sunak.

He also loathes any service or initiative aimed at helping and supporting the local community: ambulances? police cars? bin lorries? he would ban them in a heartbeat. Not his problem if people are sick and need to be rush to hospital. He does not want to hear about it.

I've got a pack of dogs!

They want to end the apartheid of not being allowed to go on beaches at only certain times of year and the freedom to go in every shop etc!

End black dog discrimination where black dogs are not favoured for adoption!