Ludicrous names you call your mutt

[SJane48S]

You wouldn’t want anyone of your acquaintance ever knowing and you’d find really funny if you heard anyone calling their dog? I’ll go first, my dog gets called the following totally appalling nicknames, by me!

Wooferoo
Pooks
Pookahuntess
Hunts
Hunticles
Moo

Can anyone beat these for sheer awfulness?!

Hound of doom
Crazy hound
Dolly woll
Dolly the wally

@CheerfulBunny
Smelly bumbato really made me chuckle!

Scoobielicous
Shadow
Munchkin
Minababy
Pupcake

Bratso
Spoilde

Floppy-woppy-do-dah
Flops-a-lush
Oh Poppini covered in poo

My dog is called Belle and is also known as:
Belly
Smelly Belly
Lady Trumpington (when she farts)
Puppy
Puppy Pupperson
Baby
Lumpy Lady
Lumpy
Sausage

No wonder she never listens to me, she doesn't know who she is anymore

Keep calling mine "Muppit". Her proper name is Milly so it's often "Milly Muppit".

Ratgirl
Ratina
Stinky
Stinkarina (she does not smell)
Pigella
I was once walking with DD and she asked if I'd straighten her hair before she went out. i said "of course gorgeous girl" and ddog turned around assuming I meant her-so add
gorgeous girl

My gorgeous boy dog, darling (he probably thinks that’s his actual name, lol), Mr Sniffy, Flappy lugs, Baby Boy,...

Baby dog
Puppia
Mrs Plimpton of Plimpleton
Plimple
Plimpole of the Bailey
Mrs Trembly
Gwimpton
Gwibby
Gwibber
Gwyberie
Queen Pukatron/Pukathon

Just reading them makes me laugh so much, she's such a knob.

I forgot Bubba Gwump.

None of these bear any relation to the dogs actual name.

Puffle face
Stinky spaniel
Sausage brain

Bella gets called Bella Rockerfella or Bella Bellend depending on how much she has barked that morning.

On a good day
Baby
Little Pickle
Dogbert.

On a bad day
You little shit.