Ludicrous names you call your mutt

[SJane48S]

You wouldn’t want anyone of your acquaintance ever knowing and you’d find really funny if you heard anyone calling their dog? I’ll go first, my dog gets called the following totally appalling nicknames, by me!

Wooferoo
Pooks
Pookahuntess
Hunts
Hunticles
Moo

Can anyone beat these for sheer awfulness?!

OP I think our dogs might be cousins they look really similar!

Poochie
Shitty arse
Twatty balls
Stinky
Puppy
Puppa
Baby bum
Floofy poo
Cuddle muffin.

I'm making myself vomit just typing them.

His name is Lucky. When he's brave he's Plucky Lucky. Sir Fartalot. Twit. Clingo-bum. Monsieur le Crunch (when he's eating dry kibble)

Oh wow @MyhsaMyhsa, really that could be my dog right down to the occasional shitty arse 😄!

Grotbags
Stinky bum
Puppy
Pop pops
Stinky winky

All said with affection obviously 😉

My Bo gets
Bo-jolais Nouveau
Bo-dicea
Bobie Dog
Mutley
Bo-Bo
Bo-delicious Girl
Sweetie - Pie

Mummies bestest boy
Handsome
Frederico
Farty pants

Fuzzybutt
Doggo
Surgarlump (she hates rain and thinks she will dissolve )

Poochysaur, Doodle (he is not a poodle nor a poodle cross...), Floofle, BabyFloof, Noodle, PoochyMoo, Moopix, Terror, Nightmare, LittleGit.

And we wonder why he barely responds to his real name

PP
PP Jaques
Puppeeeeeeee
Ah Beebee
Mummas boy
Handsome man
My likkle pirate
and loads more lol xx

Mae Mae
Mavis Davis
Big Dog
Pea head
Trumpet Trousers
Mrs Floofy Pants

Our girl dog Ruby:
Boobs
Ruby blue
Boobalicious
Roobster
Old lady dog

Our boy dog Dexter:
Shithead
Sexy Dexy
Dextalicious
Dextaldo
Victim (he always looks like he's been told off.....)

My dear departed dogs must have been very confused.
Eldest dog:
Baby dog
Poo Bear
Spuddy Poo
Poo

Younger dog:
Young potato
Smelly Bumbato
Dillywilly
Nubbin
..plus loads more. I miss them so much x x

Pip. Aka:

Mr Bubs
Poo bum
Old loaf
El chapo
Stinkbeard
Wheat lord
Wilder
Crustwagon

Fluffy butt
Manky mare
Awkward pants

Ru
Ru-Ru
Ruperty
Brown face
Whifflepuff
Fur mobile
Stinky
Schnarff
Disgustoid (when he's rolled in fox poo)
Wagster
Sir Pertalot
Mr Snishoo

Dog 1 -

Belle
Belly
Ellie-smelly-belly
Elle Belle
Bells
Ellie-belly-woo
Boo
Belly-boo
Arse Biscuit
Hairy Toed Sulk Hound

Dog 2 -

Roo
Roobs
Ruby-doo
Doobs
Dooby Dog
Stoopid
My hairy baby
Boobs
Booby dog
Boobies
Dipstick
Hairy nutter

I'm fine unless I forget myself as happened recently when out with the dogs and my 16yo DS and shout "Boobies!" loudly down the street

my chihuahua x jrt is called patch officially but gets called the following;
paddy
paddy cakes
paddy cats
spot
ratbag
little sod

our chihuahua is called mickey moo but gets called the following;
moo moo
chichi
pip

called answers to

Popsi
Poppydoodah
Poppydog
Poppydogalus
Pops

Best Boy and Choppy.
The cats get, Petit Filous, Creme Puff, French Fancy and Drop Scone for some bizarre reason.
I swear to God my dog understands I love you

My spaniel gets called
King Zinny
Punjab face
Baba Raba
Mummy’s baby!

Dogothy Barker
Wagathy Taylor

@JohannesArse at least yours are clever puns which is a great deal more than can be said for mine! I’m really enjoying reading all these & slightly less of a saddo!

Rabbit!

Mutley after the cartoon dog.