Oh steppedog......
I was out working all day yesterday. dh and kids at home.
I got home at 6 and walked in and the house STANK, honestly I could hardly bear to walk in the door.
Dh hadn't noticed. ds had been complaining to him all day. dh had thought he was being fussy.
steppedog had obviously rolled in and nose dived/dragged his chest through some really smelly wee of some sort, not dirty, so not obvious, just STANK. Honestly a skunk has nothing on this.
me - how can you not notice?
dh - I can't smell anything

so I removed collar, found harness and lead and chucked them in the wash, smell reduced slightly. I got a wet cloth and rubbed him all over, smell reduced slightly.
We ate dinner, half way through I realised it was going to have to be a shampoo, as I could hardly eat, so after dinner I went outside and had to shampoo and rinse him off with the hose in the cold evening, when he COULD have been shampooed in the heat of the nice sunny day...
Then this morning dd2, our early bird, over slept, and we were all asleep, so he decided to take the lids of the bins and then empty them, item by item until the floor was covered in rubbish. (and goodness only knows what he has eaten in the process)
to be fair to dh, he has now taken steppedog out for a run, so I am off walking duties today, penance for not walking him yesterday!