laughing at dangerous ducks and flags 
Wolfie went to BIRDLAND
faints at the idea of trying to drag steppedog round birdland, he would just go totally and completely nuts.
death-wish-duck has survived the night. She is staying firmly inside her nest box though. Her mate is wandering round looking a bit lost. When I peeked in she strutted out looking annoyed at the interruption, so she is quite bright and perky and walking. Mind you, she has a nest full of eggs, that we were hoping she would sit on, maybe she has decided it is time to sit. (faint hope) The gash was quite deep, and she is quite small, it is under her wing feathers so I couldn't see it this morning, just hoping it doesn't get infected.
The worst thing is, I cannot work out exactly where she got out. She has been out 4 times this week - under the gate, so we blocked it, found another hole so we blocked it, she moved the blockage
so dd barricaded it up with planks and bricks, and now there is no hole bigger than 1" and she still got out. I think she may have moved the gate blockage, so I have added another plank. Tricky though to block that hole and still use the gate.
Steppedog found a lovely ball on his walk this morning and then resource guarded it in a way I have never seen him do, he wouldn't come to me, just shadowed me from a distance with the ball! It was quite funny actually, especially as at the end of the walk he did come and put his lead on (with the ball) otherwise I might have been writing anther steppedog rant.