What acts of delunquency has your dog performed today?

[GeorgianMumto5]

Georgianpup has eaten part of an electrical item and broken it. He's also peed all over the carpet, having had ample opportunity to pee in the garden.

Your turn.

I have no idea what delunquency might be. Sorry. I meant, 'delinquency'.

Oh dear is it a well used piece of equipment?

My puppy laddered my opaque tights this morning on my way out the kitchen! I had a spare in my bag which I changed into by the front door - going to get expensive unless I come up with an alternative way of getting out the house on work days!

Little pup had a poo and then decided to climb on me to wipe his botty.

Chewed the rug, nicked one of my son's socks, pooed next to the kid's slide instead of in her 'toilet' area, licked tonight's chicken............. And the day is far from over!

Ha ha - I knew you'd all make me feel better. CEvert, ours used to jump in his poo then finger paint my trousers, so you have my full sympathy. The item he chewed was a tablet charger. Luckily for him, it was not plugged in.

Eaten a tennis ball. He does that quite regularly though

cansleepanywhere ours has assumed the rôle of Laundry Enforcer and frequently steals socks and pants.

One of my labradors is only 16 months old and today she stole a whole cucumber, still in its plastic wrapper, from the kitchen worktop and ate the whole lot (including the wrapper).

Then she took a bone out into the garden and buried it. In three different locations. In the lawn.

This is pretty tame for her though. She has been known to eat a whole box of raw eggs, including the box. Last week she chewed through all the TV cables including the Sky cable. She has also destroyed a Nintendo DS, a Kindle, and two expensive pairs of spectacles. She is a bugger and I love her to bits.

Patch curled up next to me so closely that I couldn't breathe. It was due to the fact that I had lasagne. When I pushed him away, he stood up, then 'collapsed' next to me once more. I tried to push him away again, so he stubbornly ignored me, knowing I only had one hand available. On the fourth attempt, he finally moved an inch.

Created mayhem with my mums old cat. She is old with arthiritis and got her claw stuck in the fluffy rug. He always wags hopefully at her but stays a respectful distance but today her mistook her struggle to free herself as an invitation to finally play!

My mum got twanged by the cat during her efforts to free the cantankerous cat whilst the crazy mutt bounced all over the place overjoyed that the cat finally wanted to play!

My sneaky pup has got out of being castrated tomorrow by having bloody diarrhea in the middle of the kitchen floor. While we were eating.

See my thread on ' have I offended this Muslim family' ... Enough said

Love how MrsMcEnroe's lab just appears to be following the Rule Book for Mad Labs.

Today Berthadog has eaten one of DDs trainers. That makes three pairs of shoes in the last month or so. She is sneaky and gets in the shoe room while we're distracted.

She is also insisting on eating acorns which are making her sick. The only good thing about this is that it's a very good reason to stop the DDs bringing random acorns into the houses and abandoning them in strange places. We are now officially an acorn free house.

Today grotdog chewed through the car seatbelt, in the last month he opened a kitchen cupboard and ate half a bag of flour including 90% of the bag, ate a packet of butter and its wrapper a few loaves of bread, climbed onto the worktop and ate a cupcake stands worth of fully iced cupcakes including the paper...yes my dog can get onto the worktop and into the cupboards nothing is safe, I even caught him attempting to open the oven earlier.
He is a collie x lab

He got into the cupboard that houses the cat litter box. He then ate cat shit and spread cat litter all round the hall.
He ran round and round the living room with The Gruffalo in his mouth so DD would chase him.

Grotbagstwin our old dog is collie x lab. At 13 years old she can still get onto the dining room table and worktops. My mum would love to have her DNA tested. She swears there is goat in there somewhere. Just thought I should put that out there.

He left a skid mark on my cream cord Pouffe.

Daftybud......my dog is 3, no chance of him calming down then

Today was a good day for the crazy lab cross rescue pup (because she wasn't here most of the day) - just a wee on the floor, despite the fact that the patio door was open, I can only presume it was a protest at us daring to leave her with the dog sitter.

(But I'm still annoyed about the nice loaf of bread she took a chunk out of on Friday and the box of crackers she snaffled last night.)

Waited till i was on a business call then went out into the garden and brought the biggest clod of soil ever in and played with it as if it was a football as I was on the phone trying to silently end the game . Carpet's bleedin filthy now

Best behaviour today after disappearing for forty, yes forty minutes in a maize field after rabbits yesterday
Teenagehood is hitting hard in the Bananna house

I am so relieved that my dog is not the only disgustingly behaved animal out there

Snuggled up to me while I was reading and evacuated her anal glands on my shirt. I win!

Last night at dog training (in a class we clearly shouldn't be in anymore!) puppy earned the title 'hooligan'. Had to be put on a long line for the duration . She also chased a litter collector in the park - bin bags are far too tempting, stole my son's dummy from his mouth for the umpteenth time and snuck downstairs to chew the rug some more. She's now crashed out on the remains of the rug plotting her next move.