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What acts of delunquency has your dog performed today?

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GeorgianMumto5 · 07/10/2013 11:49

Georgianpup has eaten part of an electrical item and broken it. He's also peed all over the carpet, having had ample opportunity to pee in the garden.

Your turn.

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IAmNotAMindReader · 08/10/2013 13:41

Mine decided my cardigan would look much nicer on him and proceeded to try to take me out of it. He has been found with my jumpers, dressing gowns etc. rolled around him while he gently nibbles a sleeve.

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GeorgianMumto5 · 08/10/2013 17:49

Love the cross-dressing dog. I am imagining a greyhound.

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MrsMcEnroe · 08/10/2013 19:47

Oh MacaYoniandCheese Shock

MacaYoniandCheese · 09/10/2013 03:00

Gross, right? I couldn't figure out why the smell was following me around the house. Until I realized it was ME! Ew.

chimchiminee · 09/10/2013 03:28

Ate vomit in the park Envy

IAmNotAMindReader · 10/10/2013 13:18

GeorgianMumto5 He's an Irish Setter who specialises in looking a lot thicker than he actually is.

topbannana · 10/10/2013 16:34

DS is practising his oboe downstairs and GingerDog is howling along with him, much to DS's annoyance :o
At the moment he is working on the Harry Potter theme tune complete with canine accompaniment, I can hardly breathe for laughing :o

Buglugs · 10/10/2013 16:43

Every day he nicks things out of the bin. I need to get a dog proof bin.

mrslaughan · 10/10/2013 18:21

Giant teenage pup, just took a bite out of Ds fish finger..... Cheeky sod....

EvenBetter · 10/10/2013 22:29

Ahhhh I can't wait to get our puppy from the pound this weekend reading all this! (A labrador Pointer cross)
Our elderly girl died last month and I soooo miss these hilarious/vomitworthy occurances!

My mums puppy, the night before she was neutered and therefore meant to be nil-by-mouth ate: a scarf, packaging from toilet block things and a passport . Standard.

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GeorgianMumto5 · 10/10/2013 22:58

Topbanana, I love your dog!

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butterfliesinmytummy · 11/10/2013 03:37

Managed to chew through a shoelace, a swimming float and a roll of duck tape. Teething puppies have no discrimination it seems.....

mrsjay · 11/10/2013 11:16

he likes to help unload the washing machine and ran around the house throwing my bra in the air then burying said bra in his bed . he then went into the bathroom when dd was brushing her teeth whinged and wailed then pulled her headphones out her ear Shock he hates being ignored all this before 8 am, he is zeedding now

omletta · 11/10/2013 12:30

Brown dog has just escaped, again, from the garden and been for a dip in a neighbours pond.

We'd just can't figure out how he does it, if the fences get any taller we will need planning permission.

ilovexmastime · 11/10/2013 12:33

new dog has pooed in the house 3 times this morning... despite being let out for a wee 3 times! Why?????

Booboostoo · 12/10/2013 11:39

Mine brought a headless rabbit onto the sofa and then spread the entrails all around...I'm waiting for the head to appear later on today.

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