101 uses for a dog

[misdee]

1. stairgate

1. hot water bottle

1. footwarmer

4.Tea stealer

1. Hoover

1. Chicken poo picker-upper.

1. Spider catcher. Whippets also make great fly catchers, like a mobile Venus Fly trap.

BLW cleaning aid

1. Neighbourhood Watch operative (hedgehog, cats and toads division)

1. Scapegoat for particularly noxious farts.

dishwasher pre-wash

Childrens' entertainer

Notifier for arrival of visitors/postman/milkman/dustbin men/thunder etc etc

Supplier of daily excuse to get the fuck away from your family.

waste disposal

Oh, that's 11 and 12 btw

furry alarm clock for dh [hgrin]

Patio licker.

13, Paper shreader, especially bills

Tester of anti-allergy vacuum cleaner.

Sofa warmer.

Kitchen quality control (advanced degree in cheese assessment).

Baby spew cleaning assistant

I was going to say chief sick cleaner upper as well.

Cat spewed up earlier and as soon as she started heaving the dog jumped up all excited as she knew what was coming.

Sock killer.

kitten litter-tray cleaner (bleurgghhh)

Trick or Treater detterent