Big cook and little cook: are they gay lovers? Discuss.

[giraffeski]

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GS, could use the big spoon? OMG Am filthy!

Well no-one else would sh@g 'em, surely?

Little Cook Small is actually the perfect size for a ...

never mind.

filth!

WWB !

What??

I didn't say anything ...

[innocent emoticon]

Anyone see them on the racing on the telly on Saturday?

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Maybe they should be called Big Punt, Little Punt

LADIES! (pulls glasses to end of nose and peeks over) I am shocked at you all! Filth!!
Just for the record id let Big Cook give me one!!!

Now that's more shocking than anything anyone else has said!

You're shocked by filth? Don't believe you, bonkerz

We were talking about Bog COOK anyway, bonkerz, not big COCK ...

I am a respectable pregnant ladeeeeee wwb and id be glad if you repeated that to yourself 100 times!! (thats that i am not that you are!! heaven forbid!!)

Bog Cock? It gets worse

BIG COCK!!! trust you WWB!! Anyway, does such a thing exist????

I should cover my eyes though really...

I'm not a respectable pregnant laydee ... please don't make me be a respectable pregnant laydee ... dd wants a baby and I don't want to have to be a respectable pregnant laydee ...

I can't even cope with being a respectable non-pregnant laydee ...

Atleast its your dd who wants the baby and not your DH!! You will have to come over and i will let her be honourary sister!

I wonder if that will put her off

sure will!!!!

In which case ... you're on