Big cook and little cook: are they gay lovers? Discuss.

[giraffeski]

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been away for a few days and the only thing I've missed is MN - having seen this thread title, I now know why...

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I think Little Cook Small is more gay than Big Cook Ben when it comes to dancing, but I don't think either of them would cut any ice in the clubs tbh.

There's something about Ben though don't you think? He's hot, hot, hot.

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Oh god, nooo. Big Cook Ben the epitome of non-sexy male, surely? With his random kung-fu style dancing, he makes me wince, and that's never a good thing in the shagability stakes.

I agree Big Cook is about as sexy as deflated baloon. I was making a crap joke because he always says,
'Remember, get a grown-up to help you because the oven is HOT HOT HOT.'
Sorry.

He does remind me slightly of an Irishman I once fancied. Imagine Big cook Ben, but in an angry mood, with a gorgeous Belfast accent and great at dancing.

Phew, spidermama, was worrying for your state of mind there

The 'hot hot hot' thing really makes me feel quite nauseous. There's nothing wrong with camp but, crikey...

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Just watch them with the butter ...that is all I have to say!

If I said hamster* in a cardboard tube, would anyone have a clue what I was on about?

*Little Cook

C'mon girls. Surely one of you must at least get a tingly feeling when Little Cook sits astride that big spoon and takes it for a spin. Phwaor!

I don't fancy any childrens' TV personalities at all come to think of it. If I HAD to spend a night with one it would be Spencer from Balamory.

I like the one from story makers - Danny Jon Jules I think he's called!

There are two. D'you mean the older man? I think his character name is Shelley Wordsworth and I have to agree he's not too bad.

Shelley is a lady ... Danny John Jules is Milton, he was also Cat in Red Dwarf.

Bryon has a certain something as well ...

Byron - is he the skinny man-boy? not for me! I like them broken in!!

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Is it terribly wrong that i'm attracted to Big Cook?

Are you a SAHM mandymoo. If so, could it be any-port-in-a-storm symdrome?

Ooh, no, Byron is the sharply dressed man ... a well-made, real man, not a boy.

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i saw them on channel 5 a while ago. it was one of those countdown lists or something but all they talked about was having sex with men!

I think there is something definitely strange about them both. Big Cook should be on Can't Cook (as a cook who can't), Won't Cook. He makes me look good in the kitchen.

Definitely wouldn't touch either with a barge pole never mind a wooden spoon. DD loves it though and I use it as ideal time for 40 winks, whilst DD is sat on my lap.

Talking of TV presenter's, does you know of any one whose face is more expressive than Chris' of Cbeebies? Where did his eyebrows learn their movements from?

Synchronicity in action -- I happened upon this link earlier today:

Richard Herring on Big Cook Little Cook

Chris of Cbeebies does have expressive eyeborws. Particularly at the start of their 7pm song. It's odd that no one ever mentions the fact that he's also Mr Mopple, even when he's presenting Cbeebies and Step Inside comes on. Do they think people won't notice?

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