JUNIOR APPRENTICE - TONIGHT!!! WHERE WAS THIS ADVERTISED?!!!!

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Sorry for shouting. Got a little excited there But seriously. I never knew it started today. Is this instead of or as well as the "normal" apprentice?

Who knew the Charlotte Street Hotel wasn't too posh to buy a bunch of sweaty cheese off a pile of spotty 12-year-olds?

Bets on how many cry in the boardroom?

If they were my kids I'd give them a slap and tell them to sulk in their bedroom like normal teenagers!

I think the giant BBC cameras are a bit of a giveaway that they're not normal teens, though eh, Botbot?

Thanks Screaming and dittany.

I forgot about iplayer. duh.

I agree with thinking the girls have won, btw.

Zoe has very strange power makeup. She might look a good bit nicer without it.

God, Jordan's voice does my head in!

I quite like Sir Alan's special, slightly patronising 'I'm dealing with kids here' voice.

I miss Margaret . And BusinessBarbie - BBBBBBBoooooooFFFFFF, where are you??

Boys have made a fuck up, eh?!

Oh no, here come the tears!!

Anyone else agree with me that Jordan sounds like Graham Norton?

ooh, nice treat.

Is that Charlie Brown music?

My goodness it's like Bugsy Malone with all those little boys in their oversized suits

Have they got a special child waiter too? It's like that programme in the 70's where they had those kids dressed up as pop stars!

YES, smallishsheep!! Where's the splurge guns??

I'm waiting for them to break out into this little ditty

All those young lads in suits, it's like a teenage wedding or something. Only Tim looks remotely natural in a suit.

Bets on who gets fired? I reckon Jordan is the only real choice.

I've come over all maternal now. Bless them bless them bless them. I don't want any of them to cry!

The feller who chose the market was nearly crying there, poor love.

I reckon Jordan too! The wind is my least favourite weather type??!