Johnny Depp is on Friday night with Wossy

[Saltire]

Tonight. I bet he's on last and I have to suffer Ross for about 45 mintues before he comes on

Anyone remember when he was on 'The Fast Show' pre-Pirates? Famous but not mega star.

Apparently he was a huge fan and approached Paul Whitehouse who was suitably bemused to have this Hollywood star on his little cranky show and said 'whatever,' so JD appeared in some of their sketches.

Not sure he'd like to be reminded.

isn't he a massive Eastenders fan too or something?

I have to say I'm really not sure I understand the fascination.

I wish he'd speak up properly.

fast show

But he doesn't have to Mary - he's so gorgeous we're all happy to lean in.

Yes, definitely got lops has JD. Lyclear would do the trick.

Anybody scratching just watching him?!! How old is he?

Can't abide muttering in a man.

Oh yes, trefusis, may have to ask Mr Pushka to wear scarves and a fedora!

"Don't think he was a big star before Pirate"

wrong wrong wrong wrongiddly wrong

21 Jump Street
Nightmare on Elm Street
Benny & Joon
Donnie Brasco
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (Leo DiCaprio was excellent in that)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Sleepy Hollow
Chocolat

swoon

even DP agrees that he is one of the best actors of this generation.

he had a couple of terrible ones - the ninth gate and the astronaut's wife were awful.

Hee hee,...I am now in the mood for a midnight pirate patry, if only Mr Pushka would srop snoring! Sade,...needs a makeover methinks - not even changed the shade of her lipstick in twenty two years. Serious.

oh I lurve Sleepy Hollow

Well Pureas,there IS a list of great films. Sleepy Hollow is fab...!

edward scissorhands made him famous.

depp is beautiful, but I can't decide whether he is mad, affected, or just a little bizarre.

Tim Burton certainly helped...

Sweeney Todd is also excellent (but I think I'm alone in that opinion)

LittlePushka - I love your name!

Oh Mary come back < lack of social skills means sidling up and butting in when I think of something to say >.

Never actually considered its effect on anyone else.

I was being sarky about the leaning in, though - clearly, as someone who has to scream at the top of her voice to be heard, I am jealous and esentful of the golden children who don't have to bother.

Anyway, DS has now put freaking Family Guy on as I was chortling so loudly at the Fast Show and 'not even watching this dross.'

Thank you Pureas

Not seen Sweeney Todd. Do not fancy Alice in Wonderland though. Anybody noticed that in the TV/Radio press it is being pronounced " Alice in Wonderlund" rather than WonderlAnd. Bit like when we suddenly lost UrAnus and got UrUnus, or mumbai/bombay.

It must be my age...pushka shuffles off to get ice cream for her and CJ.

little pushka....tis weird ive seen you tonight...where did you get your name from if you dont mind me asking...it had a personal significance and particularly for todays date for me....where did you get your user name?

Cheers LP!

So is there anything else on, or shall I just witter on quietly to myself on the sofa about nothing?

Damages on iPlayer it is, then

Pushka is the name my family call me, particularly when i was a girl (I mean since I was young, I am still female!)...its a pet name I have had since I was a baby. Why is it significant if you do not mind me asking?

Come back CJ,...loads of icecream left honey. Terminator 2 is on....its based on a true stroy you know? Loosley