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The Jack Bauer Power Hour thread is now open for business

469 replies

JackBauerisreadyforDay8 · 06/01/2010 08:14

Seeing as how we only have a few weeks to wait now!
I have Season 7 synopsis here it's only a short recap of episodes but it was enough to remind me of a few things I had forgotten!

Namely Tony being 'good' all along and wanting revenge for (pregnant) Michelle, and Renee going into the interogation room with a very 'Jack' expression on to 'ersuade' Wilson to confess. Oh, and in the dull presidential bits that's skanky moo daughter getting in the shit for ordering a hit. (hey, that rhymes!)
So, anyone know when it is starting on Sky? In US I think it's the 17th so we would normally get it on the 24th and 25th but can't find listings!

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Jacksmama · 15/01/2010 00:17

Ooohhh that's better than mine!!

Love "garnished with a detonation code".

How about garnishing it with a body part from someone he has recently killed with a mooncup muslin?

twinksprite · 15/01/2010 00:22

we could garnish with nina's eyes

so shopping list for tomorrow
Jaegermeister
Tequila
Macallan Scotch
steel wool
babycham
nitroglycerin
and body parts which supermarket should i try fist?

twinksprite · 15/01/2010 00:23

or first

Jacksmama · 15/01/2010 04:23

Maybe we should garnish it with a fist?

And you forgot the absinthe. (Ugh, foul stuff.)

You know this thread is going to be full before the season's premiere

JackBauer · 15/01/2010 07:26

Oh good god. So I wasn't the only one on the wine then?

essenceofSES · 15/01/2010 11:15

LOL at what I missed last night

PlumBumMum - yes it was me that had a baby at the end of last series
Roll on 24th, we'll all have to crack open the cocktails wine for your birthday that night too!

BooHooMonkey · 15/01/2010 13:04

Twink missed your message after I went to bed drunk. Of course you can all play, spread the word!

sockmonkey · 15/01/2010 13:04

Oh my... you crack me up. Will have to get DH to play the "Jack Bauer could kill with" game.

JackBauer · 15/01/2010 14:09

I think Jack is a straight scotch kind of man.

That and the heroin of course.

I bet Jack Bauer could kill you with a cocktail, he'd start a fire by rubbing sticks together and then immoliate you using the alkyhol as a combustible source.

PlumBumMum · 15/01/2010 17:22

Jack could kill with a boiled egg

take a cold boiled egg, heat in microwave for 10 secs, take it out warm to touch, but bite into to it
it explodes
then whack the stunned person over the head

(yes again real life experience, but I haven't killed anybody yet)

SES Oh yes birthday drinks all round

OKAY HONEST ANSWERS PLEASE
my friend asked did I want to go out for my birthday, but not on my birthday as I would want to go out with dh
I said no I'm not going out with dh, 24 starts
Am I sad?
I will be going out on the Saturday night, I always manage a birthday weekend even on a weekday

JackBauer · 15/01/2010 17:31

DH, our mate and I all agree that that is a perfectly sensible reason for not going out. Your friend is plainly weird for not already knowing about 24 being on that day.

BooHooMonkey · 15/01/2010 20:20

Jack Bauer could kill with...a balloon whisk!

JackBauer · 15/01/2010 20:27

Well that's simple, just open the 'bars' of the whisk and put it round someone's head, then strangle them.

JackBauer could kill with....................a chair from a dollshouse.

BooHooMonkey · 15/01/2010 21:24

Hmmmn, maybe he could place the chair in a strategic position so that the terrorist is not sure whether it is 'small' or 'far away' and use the ensuing (sp?) confusion to kick his face off.

JackBauer · 15/01/2010 21:35

at 'kick his face off'

BooHooMonkey · 15/01/2010 22:13

Jack Bauer could kill with...a baby bouncer!

Jacksmama · 16/01/2010 14:41

Easy, he'd put the terrorist in the baby bouncer upside down and then drill him up and down like a basketball until he's unconscious.

skiffler · 17/01/2010 10:35

Put the dollshouse chair at the top of the stairs so the terrorist trips and falls, breaking his neck.

Glad to see everyone's still playing! DH away at the moment, but will initiate him the minute he returns...

Jack Bauer could kill with...a hot buttered crumpet.

sockmonkey · 18/01/2010 11:20

yes... erm. squeeze the melted butter in terrorist's eyes, disorientating him, stuff full crumpet in mouth, choking the terrorist, giving Jack chance to finish him off.

JackBauer · 18/01/2010 13:05

You is all proper crazy, innit.

Jacksmama · 18/01/2010 17:27

Oooooooooohhhhhhh

damnitdamnit · 19/01/2010 09:39

hi all can i join, i am sooooo exited!

PBM i would be the same.

Roll on Sunday!

Struths · 19/01/2010 12:08

Hi there Bauer fans, I'm new to this thread! Have you seen the new cast members for Day 8? Freddie Prince Junior no less!! There's some pics of him and the others here... sky1.sky.com/24-meet-the-new-day-8-cast-members Can't wait- FPJ is soooo hot!

JackBauer · 19/01/2010 12:19

welcome damnitdamnit, love the name!

5 more days, ooooooooooooooooooooooh

twinksprite · 19/01/2010 19:29

i am back!!!!!! shopping trip took a little longer than expected

Supermarkets do not sell body parts of the 24 cast Its an outrage and they do call for the men in white coats to come and take you away!!!! its ok i used my escape and evasion skills that i have developed from the hours of 24 that i have watched

jack could kill with...... a wii controller