X-Factor:Come on over- it's the first live show. We've got vodka, nibbles and Robbie Williams!!

[Raahh]

Am really looking forward to this tonight. Am trying to find out what the acts will be singing, not sure what this weeks
theme is!

Simon's round my place. I didn't really want to tell you, but the truth will out, as they say.

I hate the side face thing he does.

Wailing it worked really well and didn't hurt much. Was BP coconut oil from the chemist, melted.

Drinking a bit helped but no lasting damage and not very painful, I loved my party puffy lips.

I think I liked Stacey's performance best, she was the most modern and put her own spin on it. Liked first girl (forgotten name)

Twins were a hoot, poor souls

Hated the tarts in the PVC get up, cheap tactics to disguise poor vocals.

Rest were OK

I just meant, y'know, you need a cock to be a bit intimidating IYSWIM...

Oh Lord, I have a feeling this is going to be dire

A singing puppie - classic!
A womans song , he may sing in drag

Well this will be interesting

hmm. I liked him at first, I don't like him now. Sick to death of the song.

love this song

Sorry, I am playing Xfactor cliche bingo, and am vair pissed now...

lmao, Bof- moi, aussi!!

He's gonna be good, yum yum

Don't over do it

@ BoF

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

The big black woman was SOOO much better at this song. Why didn't she go through?

Has anyone else mentioned Louis's obvious eye lift??

No not strong enough. Oh maybe he is!

OMFG.

i really liked him

he's killed it....100%

He was good. I liked that he toned down a bit.

Great voice.

he is good, didn't like the song

Yep, he's won in my books

The icecream boy who licks himself...