X-Factor:Come on over- it's the first live show. We've got vodka, nibbles and Robbie Williams!!

[Raahh]

Am really looking forward to this tonight. Am trying to find out what the acts will be singing, not sure what this weeks
theme is!

Simon can see ££££££ Signs.

he is good singer, i liked him all the way, better than duane, me thinks

I thought he was great... cute but sooo tiny!

Well that got that previous twin crap outta my system!! Thought he did well

Cheryl is definitely less full around the face isn't she?

Very temporary filler perhaps, like the coconut oil I used to inject into my lips in the late eighties which only lasted 24 hours...

BHLS - did I just hear you say you liked Richard Hammond? Could you not spare Simon just for me if so?

Okay guys -

Who are your top 3 as of these performances?

1. Lucie
2. Stacey
3. Tie Joe/Miss Frank

He must be very tiny. Dermot, whilst lovely, is very leetle. So he must be really, really, really tiny.

Danyl is either going to knock everybodies socks off or be totally dire, dont think there can be any in between.

come oen someone enlighten me? will the votes will be revealed tomorrow?

Oh no! I'm missing Have I Got News for You. Oh no! (I'm not allowed to turn over)

Inghouls- "cute but sooo tiny!"

You've just reminded me of a traumatic one night stand

Yes - we vote tonight after the final performance (just Danyl left I think?)

Votes tomorrow.

He shouldn't have been smiling so much. He sang the song really well, but tbh, I'm not keen on anyone other than Robbie doing it - where I have always heard all the take that split etc in it, I find it hard to hear otherwise.

My cat fled from the room with her taill all big when Lloyd walked on stage - poor kid hadn't even got a note out

Twins were off key twats as ever.

OMG Tricks you did what! Didnt it hurt!

pmsl BoF @ your one night stand

Had a DD pitstop there, she woke up just before thingy started to sing.

AIBU to have waited till after he finished before putting her to bed?

What did the judges say?

I thought he was good but he has to concentrate on the audience rather than the cameras. He was reminding me of German folk singers there

was he cute and young? LOL

Quickly running in to say that Joe is the reason I've watched it from the first auditions. I love him. Love Lucie too. Dashing out, sorry for butting in.

Bottom three

Olly
Kandy Rain
TwattyTwins

1. Miss Frank
2. Stacey
3. Luicie

Pretty boy will be up next and like Louis would say, 'we could be looking at the next popstar!'

Who's round your place Jux? (Worried now).

That last guy had massive teeth. It was all I could focus on, can't even remember how he sang.

Shandyleer. Richard Hammond is like the appetizer, Simon's like the main course, and I sure as hell ain't on a diet!

Mmelindt - Manys a time last series where DS watched most of x factor because he stirred and I couldn't be arsed to put him back til it finished

Danyl annoys the SHITTTTTTT out of me.