*****BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINAL******** Come on you know you want to!

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Starting early at 6.45pm tonight!

Everybody ready?

They made me hot?

fanjo

Ashley banjo really should consider a career in Choreographer all of their dances were wonderful.

Bitch - amanda she just kissed MY man.

I have already told you herbietea. I saw him first.

I feel a bit like Amanda. What am I going to do of an evening now?

Oh no, Ninky, I'm not arguing, far from it, just interested as a possibility.

However... I will take issue with you on SC. You're welcome to him. Uck. Sorry, not my cup of tea.

Looks good for nearly 50 though, you must admit...

I know he's very gifted, I really appreciated how good they are the second time round.

That's it. You're all fighting over Simon Cowell. I'm off

meant choreographer is very gifted.

He must stink of fags. Not trying to crush the dream or anything mind

Years I am telling you herbietea!!!

You can have him. He smokes.

Who is this bloke interviewing on itv2 right now? He looks like an Ant Dec crossbreed.

Steve Mulhern

O fuck

the shower

GIVE HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just trying to give you something to cling onto herbie when you next see him clinging onto Sinitta

Okay serious question now - when will it be announced who is on the live tour? The dates and venues are announced but as far as I can see not the acts. Do you reckon just the finalists or some semi finalists like Greg or Callum might make it?

He can stink of fags, (cigarette ones that is) if he likes if you ask me. It would be the bad boy from sixth form all over again but with an added 120 million quid. You lot are too fussy altogether.

He never had a relationship with Sinitta.

Tis an oft repeated false story.

Oi Devil!

That's just what he told you FBG

It is true.

She lived with his family as a kid.