*****BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINAL******** Come on you know you want to!

[Picante]

Starting early at 6.45pm tonight!

Everybody ready?

Er, no WH.

I only want Stavros for his baby making skills and keeping me happy at home.

Simon is just for sex

Am a bit nervous about Susan, not really sure why.

kaytee - the sun went over my yardarm about 2 hours ago

I'll have Dec please. And some of your icecream sleepyeyes. I'm having naughty thoughts

ooh Herbie, there might be a duel there.. love his too white grin and hairy chest...

just got in and caught Stavros

who else have we missed?

FBG - you'll have to get in line!!

I don't know Worriesome Just something my Dad used to say in the olden days!

Ant is married and always stands on the left as you look at the tv.

Dec is available. He might have a girlfriend but no ring on her finger yet.

Shaun next!

sun over the yard arm

Stavros were great!
Fantastic!
but they can't win!
It just wouldn't be fair on diversity or flawless...the singers will be fine I'm sure.

Shaun Smith... swoon - pass the ice cream

How did I not know Sean Smith was in the final???

OK, it's Dec then.

This guy looks like a boyband member. But he does play rugby, so that's a plus. Is he any good?

nice one moving... looks like you're good to go kaytee...

Why am I married?????????

Why am I so old????????????????

blaagghhhhh he's outta tune!!

Ohhhh Why does he have to be 17??? can't I pretend he is double that??

Lupusinallamasuit invented mini sideshow bob- I just checked....snigger...

Can't wait to see him in Diversity!

I love this song

Simon doesn't look impressed..

Oooh. He's goooood. And I'm not married. Just old.

Thanks Moving...where's that bottle-opener??

hmm, a bit pub singer for my liking