Get your laptop and your remote.....time for BRTITAINS GOT TALENT

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New thread with nice short loading times for crap connections.

please can you be my friend on a new thread this one is too big for me to load

DJ Talent.
A complete oxymoron if ever there was one.

OMG again

"If it goes wrong, I will die."

oh my god- I wish he'd stop saying I coulod die!

Hes a nutcase!!

Merlin is my friend -- I can't watch!!!!

Where's IlovemydogandMrObama? I think she knows Merlin in RL!

Ahh I don't like fire.

thank fuck for that

ah there you are!

oh my god, thank Heaven's that's over.

But what's he going to do next time?

oh you stupid bint Amanda....

LOL Amanda didn't get it did she!

WTH did Amanda just say?

did you catch the look Merlin gave her as well, that was comedy

If you don't vote for me - I COULD DIE

So will Simon be looking for another female judge next year?

What a bitch!

Being buzzed when he was 8 feet off the ground would have worked

Yank he had a look of I've just risked my life for youe entertainment women and you didn't think the way I may have died was dramatic/painful enough!!

Yes, what exactly would buzzing have accomplished in this scenario?

LOL @ 'you weren't going to be burned because the flames were going up'

Glad Simon straightened her out.

bitchy, and STUPID

Oh leave her alone you lot!

did they take Simons advice and bare more flesh?

Looks like it

Seems like they took simons advice.