**APPRENTICE**

[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

it's going to be amazing! I love the fact that they tell the customer they are wrong!

Looks like the usual clueless bunch then!! I get my car valeted at a local garage for £15 all in and it's sparkling! £300?!!

Where do they get these numpties people from?!

Oh budge up - I'm reserving my spot for later tonight - we just got our laptop fixed so I can sit and watch the apprentice whilst mumsnetting The apprentice is the best programme on tv by far..
Apparently someone dropped out just before filming started..

Alan Sugar on BBC Breakfast just now - the candidates are 'of a higher calibre' this year, apparently. And one of the tasks will be to revitalise a fading seaside town!

Can't wait!!!

Dp is working late so I'll be on my marks to get the ds's in bed and settled in time to get cuppa, biscuits, slippers ready and my backside on the settee - if there is still room for another on there?

I've just read the thread and now going back to savour all the links.
Our laptop is broken and I can't see the tv from where the pc is.... this is the perfect excuse to get ordering a new netbook

Can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait!

Nothing witty to say, but just want to bookmark this thread (and mark my spot on the sofa) for this evening

TONIGHT !!!!!!!!

Couldn't you ask your DD's Guide leader to finish Guides early for the next few weeks - surely she'll want to rush home for Suralan too?!

Rubyruby - I have to pick up DD from a school thing too around 9. luckily we have that pause tv thing on cable but I'll be making sure she comes out right on time!

spoiler from Margaret Mountford's column in the telegraph

thanks for link MrsJamin !

Oooh, wonder who ? (Don't want to spoil!)

This is absolutely hilarious...the unsuccessful auditions!

I wonder if the ones who got through will be cleverer and better, or just even greater TV?

my favourite ever moment

Devil, I am weeping with laughter remembering that!! It was total car crash tv - his commentary too..."If you are a really young child you can do this too" "Just jump up and down on it..." Oh my sainted aunt

ROFL

I had forgotten about this. Pure brilliance!!!!

Am getting really excited now

Did you notice it's called 'supertramp' (mirth)

Hurah for mumsnet, might have missed this otherwise. Need to stock up on cake and wine now.

I love The Apprentice. Last year I gave birth the night of the final. Having produced lovely DS, I turned my attention to the next item on my mental "to do" list and demanded to know if the room I was going to be moved to had a TV so I could watch the final. I think the gas and air had something to do with it! As it happened my DH had his priorities straight and ignored me and we watched it together on iplayer the next day!

They'll have to try hard to beat this classic moment!

Bitoffun - "I AM nuclear fusion"... then next sentence " Net profit, its erm gross erm I don't know what net profit is"

WTF???!!!

Just marking my place. I'm on a rare night out tonight, but I am recording this and will catch up with your comments tomorrow

I am light itself cracked me up!