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MargaretMountford · 23/03/2009 12:29

this week - yay !!!!!!

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Dozymare · 01/04/2009 21:46

I can taste success in my spit

foxinsocks · 01/04/2009 21:47

thing is mummyelk, surely you would expect the 'average' person to be able to rustle up some canapes and wash a car? I don't think these tasks should have been that far over their heads tbh! I mean, surely if you didn't know what a blini was, you would look it up or ask or something!

MumOfAPickle · 01/04/2009 21:47

rocky might get out of it yet...the others seem to quite like him. I reckon lurch is for the chop

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/04/2009 21:47

Is it not James that is the Geordie ??

ItsMargotBeauregarde · 01/04/2009 21:47

to his chain of sandwich bars i don't belieeeeeeeeve it.

squeaver · 01/04/2009 21:48

Oh that's done it - Sralan does not like "guesses".

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/04/2009 21:48

To be honest with you, I don't think a single one of them has it, they are all a bunch of completely useless wankers !

Poledra · 01/04/2009 21:48

Philip's the Geordie - Rocky's from Middlesborough

Wezz · 01/04/2009 21:48

philip's the geordie

rocky's from middlesbrough

glitteryb6 · 01/04/2009 21:48

www.nowpublic.com/obesity_questions_1

thumbbunny · 01/04/2009 21:48

could be Jamie/James whatever his name is... too gobby by far...

ToiletRollCover · 01/04/2009 21:49

Nick is taking no prisoners!!

spikemomma · 01/04/2009 21:49

'i feel so hurt i honestly feel like my cat died or sumink'. ROFL. James is going to cry.

MumOfAPickle · 01/04/2009 21:49

PMSL!! Not you

Poledra · 01/04/2009 21:49

Wezz - you reading my mind?

MumtoCharlieandLola · 01/04/2009 21:50

Lol, dh has just called him a smoggy prick, thats more geographically accurate !

ItsMargotBeauregarde · 01/04/2009 21:50

wow glittery. it's got to be!

squeaver · 01/04/2009 21:50

They've all got bad skin haven't they?

Wezz · 01/04/2009 21:51

James is gone

thumbbunny · 01/04/2009 21:51

shocking - you'd think the make-up people would have done somethign about it..

HeadFairy · 01/04/2009 21:51

flaming work, gotta do some... will keep half an ear open for when rocky gets fired...

foxinsocks · 01/04/2009 21:51

James is SO insincere

Botbot · 01/04/2009 21:51

Lurch is REALLY annoying.

ToiletRollCover · 01/04/2009 21:52

The hurt!!!

James looks like my son made him from playdough.

MumOfAPickle · 01/04/2009 21:52

Boo hoo with how hurt you are. This isn't X Factor for fuck's sake. If he cries I'll fire the cock

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