**APPRENTICE**

[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

I can taste success in my spit

thing is mummyelk, surely you would expect the 'average' person to be able to rustle up some canapes and wash a car? I don't think these tasks should have been that far over their heads tbh! I mean, surely if you didn't know what a blini was, you would look it up or ask or something!

rocky might get out of it yet...the others seem to quite like him. I reckon lurch is for the chop

Is it not James that is the Geordie ??

to his chain of sandwich bars i don't belieeeeeeeeve it.

Oh that's done it - Sralan does not like "guesses".

To be honest with you, I don't think a single one of them has it, they are all a bunch of completely useless wankers !

Philip's the Geordie - Rocky's from Middlesborough

philip's the geordie

rocky's from middlesbrough

www.nowpublic.com/obesity_questions_1

could be Jamie/James whatever his name is... too gobby by far...

Nick is taking no prisoners!!

'i feel so hurt i honestly feel like my cat died or sumink'. ROFL. James is going to cry.

PMSL!! Not you

Wezz - you reading my mind?

Lol, dh has just called him a smoggy prick, thats more geographically accurate !

wow glittery. it's got to be!

They've all got bad skin haven't they?

James is gone

shocking - you'd think the make-up people would have done somethign about it..

flaming work, gotta do some... will keep half an ear open for when rocky gets fired...

James is SO insincere

Lurch is REALLY annoying.

The hurt!!!

James looks like my son made him from playdough.

Boo hoo with how hurt you are. This isn't X Factor for fuck's sake. If he cries I'll fire the cock