**APPRENTICE**

[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

Carol V looks more re-constructed every time I see her

and that pretendy dirty laugh gets on my tits

Carol - shut up laughing there's a dear!

LOL at "flaccid hosepipe"!

I wonder if Adrian is still shagging his co presenter from the ONe Show. He looks like he's lost a bit of weight.

What a surprise. Least pretty/bitchy woman gets kicked off first. So predictable.

Have just now switched over and think she is looking better! Apologies to her for mean chin-head link.

Mintyy, there are contenders...

Oh good, she's looking prettier so deserves an apology now TRC?

Mintyy - you really think she's 'least pretty'? Have you seen the competition?

garrrr look at the difference between CVs face then and now!

McDreamy, how's your LO's sleep going? Still cosleeping?

Oh god, between the excitement of watching it and doing this I have managed to snarf a whole bar of green & blacks Its all been too much and I need a lie down

late to this- have been PMSL over the last 10 pages of this thread - must remember to watch and MN at the same time next week! (had to see to DS for the first half so missed it - will have to watch it on iPlayer!)

I wish Debra had gone - her head is too big for her features - like painted on a balloon that's been blown up too much.

Mintyy, frankly, if you aren't going to be a complete cow on this thread I just can't see us having any fun, so get into the spirit of it girl

Right, I'm bored with You're Fired! so am slinking off to bed. Next week then.

I think I am going to like this series

You're Fired isn't that good in the early programmes.

Your;e right Margo, it's no fun until we know the people so we and the presenters can have a good bitch about them.

Im liking Rufus Hound on this

rufus hound v good tonight. vorderman is a pain.

loved Rufus's rant on Philip - excellent!

clever boy for bottling it

Poledra - yes still co sleeping and loving it! Just about to head off now. Best bit of mumsnet advice I've ever had

thumbwitch-you're description of deborahs face is spot on -pmsl!!

BOF - don't worry, you can keep your bitchy thread to yourselves.

Next week I'm going to start my own right on Apprentice thread where I will mostly be exchanging posts with myself about the candidates, without making unnecessary comments about their physical appearance.

[sense of humour failure emoticon]