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[MargaretMountford]

this week - yay !!!!!!

Am desperately trying not to be a bitch about ruffled shirt/glasses lady but OMfuckingG......

c'mon, a prediction please!

am loving margaret and nick....

He is a very good dancer and camp as christmas Aitch!

Shoe polish costs less than pressure washers though so they wouldn't have had to clean so much to make back the money.

lololol WHY did the girls buy so much?

Is girl team leader crying already? In the first programme?

Bad lippy is going home.

The ruffled shirt would certainly IGNITE- it's a bit nylon-y...

OOh those girls look so cross!!

you see?! sitting on arse all day begging, keep the 200 and I would have beaten that.

thank-ewe. he'll be fine with a cocktail then.

BOF

There's going to be some begging now.

Moaner is living up to her name...

Does anyone else think the blonde girl looks like Heather Mills?

Puppets, more like fucking muppets

oooh bitch fight!

the first team leader has to just fall on their sword. that's why nobody wants to be the first team leader.

Mona is going home. IMVHO

Wow look at the house!!

top tip. never get split from teh PM. if you lose, they always blame the ones who weren't there.

Line of the week: 'It's so feng shui.'

Ooh, nice house although that balcony barrier seems very low!

I'm beginning to see how men feel with wives that nag and moan the whole time. After a while, all you hear is

ner ner nah nah wah wah ner nah wer wah