I'm *so* looking forward to Relocation tonight...

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anyone rememeber the one in Harrogate with the barking mad slightly odd woman? They're going back to revisit them. I seem to remember she was quite annoying and didn't work but was going to get a project manager in to oversee the decoration while she moved into a hotel or something 'cos she couldn't cope with it.

Am probably just as they obviously had more money than sense.

what's GD?

Yay, can we get to the revisted part now?!

Right, I am divorcing my dh, I have just watched the special K Oats and Honey advert and I said to dh "thats what I eat"

Dh nearly fell of sofa laughing, and on closer questioning, said that i had better eat some more so that I look like the bird in the advert

Serves me right for laughing at stodgy Asda lady !

That's what I'd do, some medium sized 2/3 star hotel that'd keep your room for you. Much easier.

I am surprised they didn't want to keep the laundry rack...

They want to get rid of the Sheilas maid. What is wrong with them, no taste

I'd love a ceiliung high enough for a sheilas maid

the woman on the add is the one who doesn't eat it tell your dh. she eats sparkling water and fags.

White

Now that's bland.

"no taste" is for sure - the house is vile. I much preferred it before.

Very White

my taps!

GD is Grand Designs pet- the second installment off Property Twats Night

Very white

"a passion for interior design". She'll be having business cards printed next.

thank you Margot, I love you

sterile and soulless

not as grand as I thought it'd be

Thank god the kids room isnt as white as the rest of it

ta, bof

did you see that hat on the boys school uniform???

Now that's not a state school uniform is it???

Cakes and champers. Not jealous...much.