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I'm *so* looking forward to Relocation tonight...

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StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 18/03/2009 10:49

anyone rememeber the one in Harrogate with the barking mad slightly odd woman? They're going back to revisit them. I seem to remember she was quite annoying and didn't work but was going to get a project manager in to oversee the decoration while she moved into a hotel or something 'cos she couldn't cope with it.

Am probably just as they obviously had more money than sense.

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MargotBeauregarde · 18/03/2009 20:59

THAT'S why he doesn't want a hotel.

beaniebaby25 · 18/03/2009 20:59

'vegetables' - roast potatoes you mean! hardly veg proper is it

mollyroger · 18/03/2009 21:00

pah. Not nearly enough schadenfreude...

Sorry Lindsay if you're a MNetter, it's nothing personal luv, but that's why we watch these programmes, innit?

noddyholder · 18/03/2009 21:03

Lovely house He fancied kirsty i think.His wife too scrawny and whimey kirsty buxom and real

MargotBeauregarde · 18/03/2009 21:04

oh boy. it's a pile of stones.

MargotBeauregarde · 18/03/2009 21:04

totally different pair on gd. he's no roger ramjet.

squeaver · 18/03/2009 21:05

get yourself onto the other thread, Margot!

StripeyKnickersSpottySocks · 18/03/2009 21:17

Remember now why I thought she was a twat.

That vile top that she obviously loved 'cos she wore it two days in a row.

"I don't want to have to talk to workmen" comment, like they are plebs.

The screwing her nose up at an ex-LA flat alongside the "it smells of wee" comment.

The kids' names.

The moaning about not having any friends in 10 years of living in London. Err, go figure.

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mrsbabookaloo · 18/03/2009 21:24

Will go back and read thread properly later, promise, but I have never watched the first five minutes of relocation and felt so ranty and angry with the people right away!!

I'm watching it an hour behind, I recorded it.

There's NO excuse to be a "lonely mum" in south london. The place is crawling with yummy mummies and nct tea groups. You are falling over buggies everywhere and there are so many activities and ways to meet people. She's lonely because her husband isn't there ever and moving isn't going to solve the problem: he's going to be away MORE, in London and abroad. Idiots. I can't think how they can be still married, but they must be, as they're revisiting them.

And the houses they've rejected!! I would KILL for them. They are so spoiled! I know relocation is for all us paupers to drool over houses being bought by people in a totally different league but it's never made me this mad before.

I think I'm obviously pg and hormonal.

And finally, what is it about them? They just look like horrible people.... as a friend just texted me: "she's supposed to be into style, what is with that off the shoulder top?" Couldn't agree more.

Sorry, really had to get that off my chest!

carrotsandpeasifyouplease · 18/03/2009 21:26

just watched this, as soon as I saw her I did think what most of the posts have said about the couple but actually as it went along I really warmed to them. He really loves her and is quite dishy actually, I think she was probably just very lonely and may not have wanted to get involved with the whole London yummy mummy in Battersea scene. She did seem a bit depressed and the house they bought is just beautiful, although yes I wouldn't agree with the decor, except the bath.

Also, I wouldn't have felt happy in that first flat they saw, ex council house or not it just didn't look very welcoming.

Starbear · 18/03/2009 21:28

Oh! you lot have beening watch & chatting I'm might be a bit late but I thought she come across as lonely and very sad with no confidence. I think the comments about the woods, council flat, London etc was more about fear than anything else.
If they lived in Battersea she might have had a nasty experience and has bolted for up'Norf to safety. Some of the best places in Battersea are one road away from really nasty people some even own their own drug dens!

piscesmoon · 18/03/2009 21:48

I just didn't know how anyone could call their DCs Rafferty and Bailey!

Fimbo · 19/03/2009 14:29

What "profession" is Johnnie in??

higgle · 19/03/2009 16:08

MD of insurance company - I rather thought he might be out of a job now, sorry to say it but these two were just so dreadful that I was hoping they would be wallowing in unemployment, negative equity and having to contend with the real world like the rest of us - how sad to want to be really close to shops and not next to alovely wood/park.

MadameCastafiore · 19/03/2009 16:44

How can anyone take a man called Johnnie seriously - sad I know but I can't help but snigger!

Didn't someone on here meet her at a M&B morning and she threw a shitty nappy out of the back door or something?

DH reckons he gets loads of blow jobs (Johnnie (snigger snigger) not DH!) and anal sex and she is a mistress at talking dirty and that is how she gets everything she wants! Sadly I obviously don't do enough of the above and am content with Skinny Soya Latte at lunch rather than Moet Rose.

Don't the names Lindsey, Johnnie (snigger snigger), Rafferty and Bailey just scream Chav to you too?

noddyholder · 19/03/2009 16:47

She is what my dp calls a 'dunalright' as she was horrified with the ex council flat because it is probably where she came from.It was by far the nicest of the 3 but she nearly fainted!

MargotBeauregardesGavel · 24/03/2009 09:59

True noddy, maybe insecurity on her part. It would make her whole life seem 'cancelled out' if she spent a night there. Most people would just see it as four walls in a convenient location.

Not sure about Rafferty. Raff is nice, but Bailey is horrendous. I couldn't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it when Stella McCartney chose that name!!!

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