Welcome to the castle - we take it day by day | 2026 Celebrity Traitors Thread 3 [TV Pace]

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This is a tv pace thread so make sure you’re up to date with the live broadcast and yes, previous series (regular and celeb) will be discussed.

Please no spoilers if you read them online!

The story so far (as of end of episode 3)

Traitors (still active)
Maya Jama
James Acaster (recruited)
Professor Hannah Fry (recruited)

Faithful

Jerry Hall
Joanne McNally
Joe Lycett
Julie Hesmondhalgh
King Kenny
Leigh-Anne Pinnock
Michael Sheen
Miranda Hart
Rob Beckett
Romesh Ranganathan
Ross Kemp
Sharon Rooney

Up for Murder
Bella Ramsey
James Blunt
Sebastian Croft

Murdered
Amol Rajan

Banished
Richard E Grant (Traitor)
Myha’la

Yes but no one will take her seriously

Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day

See, no one takes her seriously!

I am finding her intensely annoying-

You are so right-she def thinks she's smarter than everyone.

This whole attention seeking "I won't reveal Bella's thoughts" as if she is really dead and it would be a scandal. she is saying it so much that she is making it more interesting than it is

Love Miranda’s quips.

James B looks like Martina Navratilova in that headband.

He is very good TV.

Leave Julie alone ! She’s alright and a faithful ..

I'm just wondering if we are seeing much more of Miranda this/last episode because she is doooomed.

Well Bash is tougher than he looks.

This task is funny!

Bash is definitely a team player

The tasks should not be making people sick. That's bad.

🤣🤣 James blunt in that headband 🥰🤣

Bash deserves that shield.

Bash definitely earned that shield.

Oh I hope not. I want her to stay

Or not…..grabbing that shield so fast.

Wouldn't it be funny if Rob Brydon was on. Singing JB songs in manner of Uncle Bryn.

I thought it might just be mud and not real poo ;(

I love James Blunt. He would have made an awesome Traitor.

I really think Miranda is going to go 😢

It won't be real shit, that's a health hazard and illegal. But they obviously included a lot of smell and I think they went too far if Miranda was actually sick or near to it.

I'd be certain it was not real poo, for H&S reasons if not just taste. But possibly with an authentic smell

Agree that JB in the cloak would have been awesome.