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EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

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Southeastdweller · 14/09/2026 10:32

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

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the80sweregreat · 24/09/2026 12:57

I have known one woman who left her children with her ex for another man, but I do think that it’s rare.
Lauren just wants excitement. It’s sad that soaps can’t show normal relationships as it is boring and becomes a drudge at times , but people don’t necessarily then have affairs with the local single hunk who is also distantly related to her husband!
Cindy will sniff this one out within a few weeks.

Fyr · 24/09/2026 14:54

murasaki · 23/09/2026 11:56

Aren't there supposed to be only 7 basic plot lines for drama? It feels like EE have refined that number to about 3.

Overcoming the Monster
The protagonist sets out to defeat an antagonistic force (often evil) that threatens the protagonist and/or protagonist's homeland.

Examples: Perseus, Theseus, Beowulf (anonymous), Dracula (Bram Stoker), The War of the Worlds (H.G. Wells), Nicholas Nickleby (Charles Dickens), The Guns of Navarone (Alistair McLean), Seven Samurai and The Magnificent Seven, James Bond (Ian Fleming), Jaws, Star Wars: A New Hope, Naruto, Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling)

Rags to Riches
The poor protagonist acquires power, wealth, and/or a mate, loses it all and gains it back, growing as a person as a result.

Examples: Cinderella, Aladdin, Jane Eyre (Charlotte Brontë), A Little Princess (Frances Hodgson Burnett), Great Expectations (Charles Dickens), David Copperfield (Charles Dickens), Moll Flanders (Daniel Defoe), The Red and the Black (Stendhal), The Prince and the Pauper (Mark Twain), "The Ugly Duckling" (Hans Christian Andersen), The Gold Rush, The Jerk.

The Quest
The protagonist and companions set out to acquire an important object or to get to a location. They face temptations and other obstacles along the way.

Examples: The Iliad (Homer), The Pilgrim's Progress (John Bunyan), The Lord of the Rings (J.R.R. Tolkien), King Solomon's Mines (H. Rider Haggard), The Divine Comedy (Dante Alighieri), Watership Down (Richard Adams), The Aeneid (Virgil), Raiders of the Lost Ark

Voyage and Return
The protagonist goes to a strange land and, after overcoming the threats it poses or learning important lessons unique to that location, returns with experience.

Examples: Odyssey (Homer), Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (Lewis Carroll), "Goldilocks and the Three Bears", Orpheus, The Time Machine (H.G. Wells), Peter Rabbit (Beatrix Potter), The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien), Brideshead Revisited (Evelyn Waugh), "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" (Samuel Taylor Coleridge), Gone with the Wind (Margaret Mitchell), The Third Man, The Lion King, Back to the Future, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (C.S. Lewis), Gulliver's Travels (Jonathan Swift), Peter Pan (J. M. Barrie), The Epic of Gilgamesh, Ramayana.

Comedy
Light and humorous character with a happy or cheerful ending; a dramatic work in which the central motif is the triumph over adverse circumstance, resulting in a successful or happy conclusion.[2] Booker stresses that comedy is more than humour. It refers to a pattern where the conflict becomes more and more confusing, but is at last made plain in a single clarifying event. The majority of romance films fall into this category.

Examples: The Wasps (Aristophanes), Aulularia (Titus Maccius Plautus), The Arbitration (Menander), A Midsummer Night's Dream (William Shakespeare), Much Ado About Nothing (William Shakespeare), Twelfth Night (William Shakespeare), The Taming of the Shrew (William Shakespeare), The Alchemist (Ben Jonson), Bridget Jones's Diary (Helen Fielding), Four Weddings and a Funeral, The Big Lebowski.

Tragedy
The protagonist is a hero with a major character flaw or great mistake which is ultimately their undoing. The protagonist's unfortunate end evokes pity at their folly and the fall of a fundamentally good character.

Examples: Bonnie and Clyde, Carmen (Prosper Mérimée), Citizen Kane, John Dillinger, Jules et Jim, Julius Caesar (William Shakespeare), Macbeth (William Shakespeare), Madame Bovary (Gustave Flaubert), Oedipus Rex (Sophocles), The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde), Romeo and Juliet (William Shakespeare), Hamilton, The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald), Hamlet (William Shakespeare).

Rebirth
An event forces the protagonist to change their ways and often become a better person.

Examples: "The Frog Prince", "Beauty and the Beast", "The Snow Queen" (Hans Christian Andersen), A Christmas Carol (Charles Dickens), The Secret Garden (Frances Hodgson Burnett), Peer Gynt (Henrik Ibsen), The Good Place, Groundhog Day, Iron Man.

FieldofMusic · 24/09/2026 19:54

I did think the "I'll have what you're having" line was funny...

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 24/09/2026 20:36

FieldofMusic · 24/09/2026 19:54

I did think the "I'll have what you're having" line was funny...

Grin I know !

Caught up .
Not a fan of NuHead Ash , way OTT and thoroughly unlikable , I half expected Vinny to say to Suki "She's changed "
OldAsh was so much better.

If she stays, there's a GP Surgery with her name on it -quite literally. Though she was a Trainee GP , don't know if she's finished that part of her training. (No-one will notice . Or care )

itsraining2024 · 24/09/2026 20:57

I still think it’s Priya in Max’s bed. Her and Ravi are plotting to get rid of Max somehow even if it’s jail. Think she’s playing max so there plan works. If it fails then they can still get to max with Ravi going all psycho on Maxs kids. Also think Priya might give birth the day the cops come.

They better keep Ravi, Priya and Oscar alive for the future. Also would be a bonus for the baby to be Ravis and they get their happy ending. Ravi and Priya work perfectly. They really do love each other.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 24/09/2026 21:03

The scenes with Denise and her new niece had me tearing up. I’m glad he is going to help Denise.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 24/09/2026 21:04

Sharon is aging backwards. Peter is not going to be pleased that muscles is staying. Cindy will suss out the affair fairly quickly.

Shellingbynight · 24/09/2026 21:55

I thought "I'll have what you're having" was a great line. But very icky. I find Muscles in general icky. I can't stand him.

I liked Phil's grudging reaction to Ned. He is not impressed, me neither!

They have managed to make Darnell as annoying as the Hawkins.

And NewAsh is equally annoying.

It's hard to find things to like about EastEnders at the moment.

murasaki · 24/09/2026 23:14

Phil's rustling of his newspaper to let Ned know that the conversation was over amused me.

Alucard55 · 25/09/2026 08:00

I find Ned really creepy.

storminabuttercup · 25/09/2026 09:54

I’m not keen ned but I’ve seen him in only two other things, beyond paradise and I didn’t like that character and some channel 5 thing with Jo Joyner and he was an awful character there too

I am terrible for holding a grudge for characters though

the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 10:30

Ned seems a bit more normal than the others. I agree that he’ll probably be a creep , but so far he is the voice of reason.
Nic’s mum mentioning the Vic to Gemma, whats the betting they get Nicola to sell up or win some money from somewhere and buy it out ? Bit of foreshadowing maybe ?

Southeastdweller · 25/09/2026 10:34

I said in the previous thread that my guess is that the Hawkins family would take over the Vic. Kat and Alfie are temporarily leaving soon, and of course the family will end up working in the square.

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the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 10:38

South. You did say this and my ears pricked up when Rose mentioned the pub to Genma!! They must get Nic involved as they haven’t any money.
Be sad to see Kat and Alfie leave, what will the others do though ? Jean will have to find another new home.

Shellingbynight · 25/09/2026 12:05

If the Hawkins end up owning the Vic that will be the end of me watching. I cannot stand any of them, and any producer who thinks they are right for that role has lost his mind.

It would make more sense for Sean to run the Vic. He's run a bar abroad for a long time and it's Stacey's money which bought it.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/09/2026 12:06

the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 10:38

South. You did say this and my ears pricked up when Rose mentioned the pub to Genma!! They must get Nic involved as they haven’t any money.
Be sad to see Kat and Alfie leave, what will the others do though ? Jean will have to find another new home.

Rose did say she wouldn't stand behind the bar all night making small talk.....so they might keep Jean on in a living-in capacity .
They will still need a cleaner and extra help . I cannot see Gemma and Jodie being that much use behind the bar , ( Gemma's driving and cooking skills leave a lot to be desired !)
Gawd 'elp Us if they let Rydar loose , and Ned will be too busy trying to ingraciate himself with everyone .

Until very recently you had Kat, Alfie, Tracey, Zoe ,Zac and the odd shift from Jean. So a busy bar to run.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/09/2026 12:10

Shellingbynight · 25/09/2026 12:05

If the Hawkins end up owning the Vic that will be the end of me watching. I cannot stand any of them, and any producer who thinks they are right for that role has lost his mind.

It would make more sense for Sean to run the Vic. He's run a bar abroad for a long time and it's Stacey's money which bought it.

Eurgh , Sean will have me reaching for the "off" switch .

Stacey needs to come back , take up with Max, they can run the Vic . Competition for Cindy and the Albert .
He can sign the car lot over to Lauren to keep Cindys grubby paws off it .

Lauren and Mark can run the car lot . She buys and sells , he repairs .

Shellingbynight · 25/09/2026 12:13

80s, Nic has no money either, and she already owns a bar which she can barely afford to run. She doesn't exactly look on top of the world on NYD!

the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 12:19

Next week, Ned offers Nicola money for her bar which is losing money. Which is so weird as only the other week Genma said they hadn’t any money left.
What is he up to then ?

murasaki · 25/09/2026 12:37

And he scolded Gemma for splashing the cash by buying Tracey a drink.

Maybe Phil tracks down his business partner and the alleged cash.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/09/2026 13:02

murasaki · 25/09/2026 12:37

And he scolded Gemma for splashing the cash by buying Tracey a drink.

Maybe Phil tracks down his business partner and the alleged cash.

Phil will find him.
He has the contacts . And the time on his hands .........

murasaki · 25/09/2026 13:10

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 25/09/2026 13:02

Phil will find him.
He has the contacts . And the time on his hands .........

Well I hope he takes a finders fee, got to keep the magic safe topped up.

the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 14:31

Nicola needs 25k to keep the bar open.
I wonder if Ned will know the code to Phil’s safe ! Lol
Or do something else a bit dodgy to help her out ?
If only George hadn’t given Eddie’s money away to charity so hastily. Not that we see him around much now.

the80sweregreat · 25/09/2026 14:41

Oh no, it’s going to be weeks of Lauren sneaking about and having her torrid affair under everyone’s nose isn’t it. Or a made up trip away to look at cars at an auction and muscles rocking up to the premier inn.
🙄

Alucard55 · 25/09/2026 15:47

I hope they don't give Nicola's family bigger roles. I don't like any of them and they need to leave.

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