Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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@fourquenelles
@sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@Potterhead1985
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@Piggywaspushed
@GrandTheftWalrus
@LaMarschallin
@Davros
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith
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@ilovesooty
@Fransgran
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@TheAutumnCrow

No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Sheriff of Stupidity, love it!

Scotch egg? Bit unfortunate given the news about the mass salmonella outbreak caused by eggs…

They taste through the challenge

I like this challenge

Oh god I can’t edit. They taste throughout the challenge

And the fact Waitrose have stopped selling Mackerel due to sustainability issues!

Not British eggs.

Shakira's cracking me up.

Pun intended.

That is true. But probably before this was shot

but jeez who wants egg surrounded by mackerel

Those are enormous…

I forget that unlike regular and professional, the celebs can have no cooking experience at all. Good grief, Shakira's are huge!

@littlbrowndog agree, it’s not really a scotch egg is it?

True, but it’s pretty scary that you don’t know when you go out to eat whether you’re actually getting a British egg or one of these dodgy ones that seem to have caused the outbreak (not a problem for me tbh as I wouldn’t go within miles of anything eggy 🤮)

Shakira on top of this task

That is true

This is making my absent gallbladder clench.

Oh my god cat meat yuck

Anyway, both those are like cannonballs!

They are just a horrid concept

@Halsall Same, I don’t do eggs at all!

lol we love eggs. We go through 2 dozen a week

Evening all. Smoked Mackerel is the gift that keeps on giving.

Stonehenge lol.

It's all a bit awkward between Emily and Jason.

Jason getting telt 🔥🔥