Sounding the klaxon for Sleb Masterchef

[Halsall]

Just saw a trail for Sleb Masterchef - it's back on the 18th August, at 9pm, with Giorgio Locatelli joining Grace Dent. Chuffians assemble!

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No doubt I will have missed people off the list so apologies. Pass it on!

Have they actually produced the chicken jus?

Oooh, Emily is FEWWWMIN and J-Mo's potato fondants are like Stone'Enge. It’s like an episode of East Enders.

🤣🤣

I need a clean surface. 🙌🙌🙌

She probably thinks he's a tit. I liked him before this.

I do admire the way Jason is still trying to plough on despite getting obvious vibezzz.

Jason needs a mire-acle!

Needing a myracle 🤣

Eek the puds

Jason is the kind of person who just doesn't read instructions. Ha ha at Emily's face.

Georgio is brilliant on this. Aging well 😀

She did not want to high five then 😆

Oh dear…

Emily is not happy.

LOL at the different body language on those sofas.

Love the way Emily opens the door 😎🔥

Emily has a face like thunder!

The cucumbers lost their integrity 😂😂

So happens to me

No moral compass those cucumbers

I'm liking Shakira a lot in this, she seems competent and nice with it. But loving the Emily/Jason tension!

lol Jason in the washing up. Bet none ever said that to him before

The tomatoes had a crisis of confidence, and the turnips just can’t be relied on….

Who??

(I mean, I realise I'm showing my ignorance here, but….)

She’s great.

I'd never heard of her either.