TOWIE S38 - sun&mon 9pm itv2 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. My trashy fav series is back at the weekend.

I do love Towie. Yes it’s fake but …….

guessing we will see a lot of Sophie’s and jordons baby

and they will try and be the new billie/sam and men or Georgia and Tommy and their own show

I'll probably have a look

Its shite

It’s is

but I still love it 😂

E1 is tonight

I loved it. Full of Essex drama! 😂😂😂

Yes meant to post last night

didn’t reliese Jordon was at near death

harrys now in a penthouse

Dani’s boobs are about to pop out - she needs to wear clothes that fit her

Amy is now married but is having an even bigger wedding with 4 dresses ?

did ok etc do a spread on her as didn’t reliese she was now married

or thought it would have been filmed like Tommy and Georgia

what on earth was saf and Lauren and bloke ? Painting /craft making

Ive watched the first episode and can literally feel the brain cells dying!!

Some of these are just so thick!!

So Elma and Courtney seem to have morphed into 1 person and dress the same. Where is Chloe Meadows these days?

Saffron has lost a load of weight and it turns out she's still bitter and twisted! Ella was right, saff seems to think she can say what she wants and thats that but if Ella stands up for herself, Ella is being a drama queen!! Er, no!! Ella really needs some new decent people in her life!

Didnt realise Jordan was so ill, bless him, that must have been very tough for them to go through! I hope he makes a full recovery.

Dani dating a child..... really? It feels icky along with the sight of her boobs in that top in the restaurant!

I'll watch episode 2 later.

Agree Dani dating someone much younger is weird

it’s prob for more camera time

thought saffron looked slimmer

yes no Chloe. Weird as always with Courtney

they are of total no brain 😂

Does Harry never watch the show? He literally said "i dont like/trust saff" to amy then says i dont remember saying that but yada yada ya!! Its on camera, you said it!!

Freddie is just too much with his 3rd wheeling ways! That would drive me bonkers if I was dating someone and there was someone constantly 3rd wheeling.

Junaid made me laugh with the dont let the door hit you on the way out! Theres obviously a lot of crap on SM that we dont see thats escalating all the drama.

Yes when he said he didn’t say it , I was wtf. Yes you did

E3 tonight. I need to catch it on ITVX as on holiday

I think im going to leave it for when im at work with nothing to do to catch up so ill be watching from next monday!

E4 was earlier tonight

After 2w away I’ve watched 4 episodes 3456😂

the j&j love story and proposal

def milking it. Over the 4 episodes 😂

and holidays

I do wonder if they all have to pay for their flights and hotels /apartments etc

once home guessing 7&8 will be birth of jordons and Sophie’s baby

imagine when he pops the question - how much planning /air time

Omg! The proposal was interminable and so boring.

I know Jordan’s been genuinely ill but he never shuts about it although to be fair before that happened Sophie was the only woman in the world to get pregnant so that was a bit of a yawn fest too.

Having said that all the never ending fallouts are a bit tedious too. Can’t work out why Dani and Ella have fallen out? But then they fallout out over the most mundane and innocuous things so it’s hard to keep up.

Only watch it as tv wallpaper that I can have on in the background and do other things at the same time.

I do like it. Trashy but fun and seen then all since started in the Mark Lauren days

the actual proposal was sweet tho I do feel that Junaid loves Joe more then Joe loves him …….

and how many - what the fuck did Joe say

I also felt sorry for Jodie a bit as sure she would like a ring. She’s uprooted her child from family and friends to Essex but no real commitment

I do wonder if Dani’s parents ever watch and think OMFG over their daughters behaviour (and how much flesh she shows)

she’s too old for the immature twins

Genuinely interested in a holiday to Albania though!! Its looks beautiful! Though that hotel is adult only!

But yeah, this proposal is being dragged out! And agree about dani and the twins, she behaves like a immature girl though and I think she is very shallow!

E7 tonight

I did feel for Harry a little bit

but as usual he goes over the top with emotion

so many revealing tops - I think I’m showing my age but less is def not more in material ! 😂

kept thinking a boob was going to pop out

Feeling quite sorry for Lauren. Im not sure what the drama is between her and junaid but you can see she's really upset.

And wow!! Diags has finally come to a sensible thought that Jodie would actually like a proposal but in fairness, he cant just do it because someone else has!!

Harry and Ella, I take it saying go back to Dagenham is an insult? 😂

Just watching e8 last nights

unless Harry is sharing a villa with the girls ‘friends’ as Ella keeps calling them

why would she leave roses on his door and bang on it at 2am

Surely she would bang and leave them on their door /villa

Non of it really made sense. She was also saying that if the roses were for him she’d have sent 5(or possibly 3. I can’t remember) but no idea what the significance of tge number was.

Also the angst with Ami re the ‘get back to Dagenham’ comment. Going on and on about it being such a nasty comment and he couldn’t believe he’d stooped so low? Clearly coming from Dagenham is a truly shameful thing.

And he comes from it or lived there pmsl

finally Diagz has reliesed he has fucked up with Jodie and needs to pop the question

This is nearly 3mths ago as Amy c birthday is 7 June

yes I googled😂

E9 tonight on now