TOWIE S38 - sun&mon 9pm itv2 - TV PACE. NO SPOILERS

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Yah. My trashy fav series is back at the weekend.

I do love Towie. Yes it’s fake but …….

guessing we will see a lot of Sophie’s and jordons baby

and they will try and be the new billie/sam and men or Georgia and Tommy and their own show

Does Elma ever learn? She caused a load of trouble on the last holiday they went on spreading gossip. Then said she didn’t and played the victim. Then she feels the need to go and involve herself in the Dani/Feddie thing when it really was none of her business. Then turns a non event on the airport bus with Harry into a major issue. Strongly beginning to feel she’s either totally unhinged or it’s all just to give her airtime.

Emma is definitely coming across so badly this series. And as for Livvy changing her name....talk about filler!!

Elma does seem to shit stir a lot

but so does saff

but Harry doesn’t help the situation either

I don’t get all the cuddles and kisses when they split

I don’t want to see my ex every day /every social situation

and yes liv. Wasn’t she Olivia anyway

E11 tonight

They seem to be in cafes etc with a lot of waitress /people serving them recently and a lot of thank yous - fair enough to be polite to them but didn’t used to be that involved with staff

Amy can’t have a party with a weeks notice and expect people there

and why 3 weddings

they got married

Struggling to watch a group of people who can mangle the English language so comprehensively!

Also when they argue there’s no back and forth. They just scream garbled words at the other person. No one can actually listen to or hear what the other person has said. Also a lot of interactions involve people just repeating the last word or sentence the last person said. This vacuous drivel can’t go on for much longer.

All a fuss over nothing

Last one tonight

Yawns with extra split shows

so we now have a new towie baby show Jordon and Sophie

and the towie wedding - guess have to make their money via ok mag etc

obv next year have j&j wedding

didn’t get saff going to j&j engagement party at end but not going in

considering they are meant to be friends and she didn’t go as Freddie didn’t go

the two gays are friends again. Didn’t they fall out as got together Brielfy yonks ago but Freddie and Harry friends again

Amy is going over the top with her wedding. They are married. It was the first one a fake ?

a lot of love you. Love you more from them

wonder where her kids were ?

lauren did well. Amy’s party I guess was earlier /all day

engagement prob 2/3pm onwards

so she could do both easily

diags needs to put a ring in it

Ella has a boyfriend of 2/3mths called Ricky Lawrence - sure she won’t be with him by next series 😂