Love Island UK 🏝 - Season 13 Thread 3

[TellingBone]

I needed a test...

What's the betting this is trotted out again?

Mica reminds me of the girl at school who was the sidekick of Miss Popular Mean Girl. Always doing her dirty work, defending her, deflecting anyone who actually calls out The Mean One. And then there is little old Priya, desperate to be friends with them, at all costs. Until she is discarded.

Mica will dump Samraj when she finds out he kissed outside the challenge. Martha will dump Aiden asap. I am STILL holding out for a Martha Mica coupling up!

Felt for Angelista but hopefully she won’t let weasly Simba back in again!

She is
I knew that Lorenzo’s type was a beautiful blonde model looking type . Yasmin was never his type .
However, I admire Yasmin for moving on when a man doesn’t give her what she wants

Mica is so far up Jasmine’s ass, she may as well recouple with her
Kavan made the right decision recoupling. Jasmine was playing with his feelings .

Aidan can’t believe his luck . He could never get a girl like the one he has recoupled with. She is gorgeous

Angelista is a dumbo . Everyone and their dog knew that there was a likelihood that Simba would recouple .
The girl he has recoupled with is gorgeous . Simba would not be able to pull someone like her in real life so he jumped at the chance .
She actually has a personality .
She will dump him the minute they get to Luton Airport

Priya is a lost cause . That man does not like her. He has made it clear that Jasmine is his priority .

Thought it was NIkki Manaj when Mara walked in ! Hoping they show movie night to see who shared beds with who and what was said !

Can’t wait to see what smug Mica thinks when she learns what Samraj got up to with all that lipsing lol

The boys are in blissful ignorance re the girls knowing what they got up to. And the girls only have a snapshot from the photos. Does more come out do we think?

I noted Ellie was explicit that she didn't share a bed, and Finlay said.....nothing

What did Samraj do? I’ve completely forgotten!

Yeah I’m really disappointed by Mica. She is a proper enforcer for a very not nice person such a shame. I hope she looks back on this at some stage and sees it differently.

I think Mica has been bamboozled by the older, more “sophisticated” Jasmine and is in awe of her. When she watches things back, she might see things differently.

Just saw first look for tonight, mica crying saying she can’t trust samraj after assimingly finding out he kissed someone else in casa. Sorry but they have been coupled up again for all of 5 minutes, she wasn’t sure what she wanted and went back I don’t think she has a right to say that, they weren’t even nearly closed off. Also kav thinking he still had a chance with jaz, hope she doesn’t take him back he’s more suited for Charlene

I reckon that the other girl that was with Simba will go ballistic and that's why Angie is upset. I hope the girl with Finley says nothing as he pulled away from a kiss and only said a few flirty comments but constantly referred back to Ellie.
I am still team Jasmine though. Although I didn't like the Priya thing, but Cav will want her back and Lorenzo will make a play.

Lorenzo would be daft to make a play for arrogant Jas, his new girl is far classier.

I don't get the Jas hate. She has every right to talk to Lorenzo - and Cav's jealousy is off putting. She always agreed to his boundaries. Yes she is a little arrogant but I think that's just her personality. She doesn't take any shit. And why should she? The boys have behaved far far worse but don't get the hate on here that she does? Cav is just a normal lad down the club, he's nice but they are leagues apart in maturity and lifestyle. Plus she would have to spend time with Aiden 🤢

simba is on another planet

Angelista is so gorgeous and lovely and sweet - Simba is an absolute bellend.

I love how Maya is letting the girls loose on Simba. Queen!

Agreed she comes across as having such a lovely soul. She needs a good quality strong decent man. Well none of us NEED a man but she deserves a good one.

Totally get what you mean! She deserves someone who doesn't want to shag around on her as a minimum.

Really feel for Angelista, she deserves so much more than Simba, the lying king.

Can’t wait for the public to boot Simba’s sorry back side out !

Simba doesn't care about Angelista, she needs to wise up to that and not let him worm his way back to her. Hopefully someone decent will come in for her.

Jas is a a hypocrite. It's not that Kav's been jealous, but that he said to her repeatedly he thought they weren't compatible because she was spending all day chatting and draping herself over Lorenzo when she was supposed to be coupled up with him. He kept giving her an out, but she'd then gaslight him saying that she wasn't doing anything wrong. But if you're in a couple and the other person spends more time with someone else, that's going to be annoying. They are definitely leagues apart in maturity – he's miles more emotionally attuned than she is.

Kav has always been slimy, going on about sex when he was on that sleepover thing, then straight away in Casa giving it the ‘where have you been for 4 weeks’, he comes across as love Bomby. He wants a nice yes woman, and him and Jas aren’t compatible. He’ll pivot straight to Jas again now and blame her for casa.

Why does Mica make it all about how SHE feels? She's so bloody annoying.