Love Island UK 🏝 - Season 13 Thread 3

[TellingBone]

I needed a test...

What's the betting this is trotted out again?

Jas basically told her the plan though, so limited sympathy.

Jas is awful. No grace or self reflection and thinks she can just take Jordan off Priya now.

Yes but it must now make Priya insecure that she brought Jas’s back up plan back to the villa. Carlos seemed dead set on only Priya although that could just have been an attempt to get her to couple with him.

Jas knows exactly what she's doing. When Lorenzo sat down next to her she touched his leg to say hello. There was no need for that

After the way she treated Kav I have no sympathy for her.

Yes, she's so used to getting what she wants. I also dont rate Micah saying 'I cant believe you did that to Jas' or words to that effect. Like why cant you? She's just a person like anyone else.

That colour really suits Angie

Angelista should kiss the ground on which Mara walks. She's well rid.

Lorenzo looked at Jas with pity, he's not going there.

Can't watch atm can someone give a breakdown on the recoupling 😅

Hopefully as she’s single she’ll get dumped!

Lorenzo is International Playboy of the Western World and wants temporary arm candy I reckon. Might settle in his fifties. I don't blame him

Jilly Cooper could have written him, it's true.

Rupert Campbell-Black 😂

Ellie and Finlay, Mica and Samraj, lola and Sean, all stayed together.

Priya walked into Jas's trap and chose Jordan ,Aidan brought Martha, all smiles there.

Yas picked Tommy, Lorenzo brought Julia in, all seemed fine.

Jas stayed single but Kav brought Martha in, Jas is FURIOUS.

Angie stayed single, Simba brought Mara. Angie was giving death stares.

Have I forgotten anyone?

i Knew jasmin was going to remain in the couple so when kavan walks in he’d feel bad she’s alone. I like her but I don’t see her with Jordan, for those saying how she thinks she can take him from priya, yes he told her she was his focus so I would assume that if I was her, I want her with Lorenzo but he doesn’t seem interested actually

Exactly! Jas isn't untouchable and she and Kav were already on the outs when he went to Casa. Why should he stay loyal when he told her time and time again he thought they were incompatible?

I feel scared for the Casa girls – the OGs are going to be vile to them.

Thought you'd missed Lola and Sean - sorry please ignore

They're in the first bit, but I did nearly forget them when typing as they are so dull...

I do see her with Jordan. In a promo video before the show started she said her celebrity crush was Dutch footballer Virgil van Dijk. He looks more like Jordan than Kav!

I didn’t think Simba would bring a girl back after his crisis of confidence in the bedroom. I thought it was a good episode.

I think Jordan has quite an attractive face and seems quite a nice bloke, but the hair is awful. The OG men were more ballsy than I thought they were going to be, bringing in the Casa girls. OG girls were dealt shit cards with the new boys…..they didn’t have a lot of choice especially as they were a man down!

Thank you. Kind of what I was expecting, aside from Simba I thought he would go back alone to Angie and pretend he done nothing wrong.

I think Simba brought Mara back purely because of his ego. He thought that there might be a tiny chance that Angie had recoupled and there was no way that he would be left standing there on his own.

He doesn’t give a shit about any of the girls. He just can’t deal with “losing face” in front of the boys.

A great example of toxic masculinity right there.

Can’t find the last thread to check, but have ALL the Casa girls forgotten about Jas’ frequent, cosy chats and flirtatious chats with her ‘affair’ partner? She had her chance with Kav and if she liked him as much as she is suggesting she would,d have reassured him more about Lorenzo. She ( is stunning) thinks she is some kind of irresistible, siren femme fatale …there you go then. Zero sympathy.

hope we all noticed Jas’s face when Lorenzo brought in that girl!

bet she was already happy that Yas picked that other joker chap, leaving her with a lovely chance to get together !

now she’s truly starting from scratch! Karma baby !!!