Love Island UK 🏝 - Season 13 Thread 3

[TellingBone]

I needed a test...

What's the betting this is trotted out again?

I thought that was different as Jas wasn't very nice to him and he told her he wasn't happy and wanted a break before Casa.

I picked up on that. Possibly too late for any major twists, but then again, do we want three weeks of undying love declarations instead?!

I muted Simba’s speech because I wasn’t prepared to hear the crap coming out of his mouth. He need not be in any kind of romantic relationship .

Jas does not really want Kav, she just didn’t want him to choose someone else instead of her. It’s all about the ego
Kav was really rude to Charleen. He is an idiot

Jordan and Martha to go next . She is very beautiful but I am sure that she is pissed that she wasn’t chosen by Aiden.
Dont think she likes anyone in there

Lorenzo is just bored . Not much going on between Julia and Lorenzo . Very superficial .
Lola is just awful. Sean is getting fed up with her

Ellie looked so beautiful without the bronzer

Really wish Mara had stayed . Very beautiful but also has the personality to match .
She was very graceful with the whole Simba / Angie situation
They need to bring her back for the All Stars version

Kav had his lust glasses on when he returned from the hideaway. One of the girls commented that they’d be gone “a really long time”

And jaz told mica they’d ’christened the hideaway’

Sorry guys to jump in so late, I’m normally on these threads but have been really behind this season!

Vote tonight, finally!

Ah lovely those two were getting close to disgusting with rubbish drama, but this really did it!

Kav bless him was up there, now he’s even lower than that tall chap with the dodgy hair!

Elie has to win if anything for those face expressions !! Definitely least fake than the rest of them !

I agree and massively agree about it being ego thing with Jasmine.

I used to think Lorenzo was really hot, now he's so meh.

Why does Mica squeal like a pig all the time? So damn annoying.

Don't you find love island just a weird concept? Fair enough some of them may really like each other but all these "couples" (many fake) in a room kissing at night as if they're a couple but then talking to other people in the day. It's just so odd.

From what we saw Aiden definitely did make it seem like it was Martha's fault for not being loud/ confident/ affectionate.

So yeh good on her for calling him out.

Yes I always think its weird when they tell us whos who in the beds as though we are really gonna think black and white under the covers is gonna sway us some how.

At least in Big Brother people could swap beds or do what the hell they wanted.
So if flirting and kissing happened it was genuine rather than choreographed.

I wouldn't mind if boys were one room and girls in another.
Its quite weird being told you have to share a bed when you might not be that comfortable.

Jordan is terminally dull

Who was in the overspill bedroom? They got a bit more privacy than everyone else.

I think more people should ' interrupt ' most interesting thing thats happened in a while.

Their chat was done.. seems the production are more annoying.. as everyone keeps repeating the same word lol

Anyway im all for group hang outs and people interrupting boring chats. And stupid kisses.

I don't think Aidan and Martha(?) like each other so why keep chatting... I don't get why they all like Jordan.

Probably better in person and very very tall.

Lorenzo is so cold and stand offish. He doesn’t make women feel good about themselves.

Tommy is boring. Yasmin could do better I think.

Angie is really laying down the rules chill out girl ! Lorenzo is so not into Julia they have no chemistry whatsoever. Adrian just wants to be permanently kissing he is just going through the motions with Priya. Does make me wonder tho why none of the guys have coupled up with her? Not sure what we’re not seeing with her

Kavan always speaks like he has marbles in his mouth.

I would rather snog marry pie. 😔

Can't stand Priya or Lola. How dare Priya come for Julia like that

Well said Julia calling out bitch face Lola.

I really wish Julia had been in the original cast. She's a breath of fresh air