Love Island UK 🏝 - Season 13 Thread 3

[TellingBone]

I needed a test...

What's the betting this is trotted out again?

I actually can't believe Jasmine is nearly 30

Having a break or 'stepping back' is not an excuse for how he behaved, encouraged and egged on by a group of equally disrespectful men.

It’s not cheating though is it? They’re coupled up but they’re not ‘exclusive’ or in a relationship, so is kissing someone else actually cheating? What are the rules? I fe like kissing someone in Casa isn’t misbehaving…bringing someone back is a bit different. And also, I think one of the issues with Kav was that he said ‘Where have you been for four weeks?’, suggesting that was better than his thing with Jas - which is fine if its true! But he needs to stick to it and stay with Charleen. I feel so sorry for her (Charleen I mean)

I’m Bored with Jas can we all vote her out as Least liked?

Well if his family are liking racist posts about Jas then they're disgusting.

They're not an old married couple, they're not even exclusive! He went in single and liked another girl and pursued her.

I can't stand Lorenzo's way of talking.

I don’t know if it’s true, I’ve seen people saying it on social media a few times but I haven’t seen any evidence of it. IF it’s true though then I really hope they don’t leave together.

Lola brushes things under the carpet because she's convinced she's going to win the £50k. The voting public have other ideas!

I love him!! I feel like he is the only one who is relaxed and having fun and treating this like a game show.

I feel so sorry for Charleen. I hope Kav sees sense and realises how lovely she is and how much he did like her in Casa.

I love him too, he doesn't take things seriously and he's there to enjoy himself.

Ridiculous Simba more air time.

I'm fed up of the whole Simba Angelista will they won't they get back together. It's worse than the Kav Jas storyline.

It's just all working up to the Angelista/Simba reunion so neither gets booted

They’re definitely getting back together. They might as well just do it and stop dragging it out.

When is the next dumping? Clearly we’re going to lose Mara, and either Jas or Charleen, but that may depend on how quickly the decoupling/dumping is.

ETA UNLESS!! Kav chooses Charleen and Lorenzo saves Jas. I could see him doing that as he definitely doesn’t give a fuck about Julia.

I think two are getting dumped tonight.

Jas is so beautiful but her personality is making her so unattractive

It’ll be Mara and Charleen then. What a waste of two women who could have been epic on the show.

Kav is so smiley and his body language so relaxed when he's with Charleen, but when he's with Jas he's got a permanent frown on and sits cross-armed, in a defensive pose. How can he not work it out for himself that he and Jas are a bad fit?

This is so bleeping dull. A bunch of dickheads reciting parrot-like tit fed to them by producers.

Funny comment online..

Personally I dont get the Ellie and Finn love. I actually find Ellie a bit too aggressive for my liking. It's like Samie and Conor (was that his name?) all over again.

There's actually no one im keen on at the moment!

Why Charleen dumped? She's in a couple with Kav. It's Jas who is single. Unless you think he'll pick Jas in a recoupling? Idiot if he does.

Jasmine saying she can't stop crying.. OK bored now!!

We could have just watched them play truth or dare with the newbies. Anything but this.

I think he's mesmerised by how beautiful she is. It can be the only explanation!!!